So blame it on whatever you like, but I have to sit down and share my
rage with you all. Its only fair of me to give you the background. So it
started like this; a lovely conversation with my sister. Coke in hand,
marching down the hall singing my heart out...and then it evolved into a
deep concern.
Me singing: Bob the builder can we fix it? Bob the builder, for the
right price!
Sister: What are you talking about?
Me: Its Bob the hustler.
Sister: Why?
Me: Well who in their right mind just says "Oh yeah, sure, let me lend
myself to you 24/7 so I can fix everything in your god damn life that
breaks. Its not like I have things to do or anything." Bob the
push over is more like it.
And thats how it started. Thats what set me off. I mean really? Really,
Bob? I watch your show all the time, im a fan, really I am; but youre
such a god damn push over its almost unbearable. Hey Bob, can you fix my
house? Yeah Sure! Just let me get my fuckingtalking yellow
tractor!.... How much longer, Bob. How much longer until you snap? Cause
a person can only take so much before they break. How do you even make a
living? Youll be out on the streets in no time and I can tell you right
now, none of your little free loading "friends" are going to help you
out at all. Remember all the times you fixed their shit? Nothing in
return. And as for your dating life? Im pretty sure chicks dont dig
talking yellow tractors, ya creep. I mean, Jesus! Get a puppy or
something. You seeing a pattern here, Bob? Youre not going to get very
far with your attitude.
And another thing. Bob the Hustler. Why not? Is it moral? Questionable.
But itd make a damn good tv show and itd teach kids much more valuable
things in life than being a push over! Id watch it. Much better than
painfully watching this poor Mr. Fix-it get stepped on by all of his
selfish greedy peers as he exhaustively fixes all their fucking problems
for NOTHING. Thats right, I said it. Nothing. So Bob the Hustler; is it
Perfect? No, not really. But let it sit for a while. Youll like it.
Maybe one day the TV network will too and Bob will be hustling all those
good for nothing "friends" of his sometime soon. Ill try to make that
happen. Perhaps Adult Swim can take me up on that offer.
Just food for thought. I have problems, yes. Oh and one last thing..
naw but there was an episode where she bitched about kiddy stories and how easy it is to make one
1. get non human object to talk and act like a person
2. get bullshit conflict
3. insert some moral solution and shit....
you "bob the push over" kinda reminded me of that episode...
Funny!
god i love your blogs friz, great read once again 
