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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Rant: Bob the Push Over

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So blame it on whatever you like, but I have to sit down and share my rage with you all. Its only fair of me to give you the background. So it started like this; a lovely conversation with my sister. Coke in hand, marching down the hall singing my heart out...and then it evolved into a deep concern.


Me singing: Bob the builder can we fix it? Bob the builder, for the right price!

Sister: What are you talking about?

Me: Its Bob the hustler.

Sister: Why?

Me: Well who in their right mind just says "Oh yeah, sure, let me lend myself to you 24/7 so I can fix everything in your god damn life that breaks. Its not like I have things to do or anything." Bob the push over is more like it.


And thats how it started. Thats what set me off. I mean really? Really, Bob? I watch your show all the time, im a fan, really I am; but youre such a god damn push over its almost unbearable. Hey Bob, can you fix my house? Yeah Sure! Just let me get my fucking talking yellow tractor!.... How much longer, Bob. How much longer until you snap? Cause a person can only take so much before they break. How do you even make a living? Youll be out on the streets in no time and I can tell you right now, none of your little free loading "friends" are going to help you out at all. Remember all the times you fixed their shit? Nothing in return. And as for your dating life? Im pretty sure chicks dont dig talking yellow tractors, ya creep. I mean, Jesus! Get a puppy or something. You seeing a pattern here, Bob? Youre not going to get very far with your attitude.

And another thing. Bob the Hustler. Why not? Is it moral? Questionable. But itd make a damn good tv show and itd teach kids much more valuable things in life than being a push over! Id watch it. Much better than painfully watching this poor Mr. Fix-it get stepped on by all of his selfish greedy peers as he exhaustively fixes all their fucking problems for NOTHING. Thats right, I said it. Nothing. So Bob the Hustler; is it Perfect? No, not really. But let it sit for a while. Youll like it. Maybe one day the TV network will too and Bob will be hustling all those good for nothing "friends" of his sometime soon. Ill try to make that happen. Perhaps Adult Swim can take me up on that offer.


Just food for thought. I have problems, yes. Oh and one last thing..

Bob, fuck you.



P.S. Youre next, Dora.
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AngryGoldfish wrote on Apr 4th, 2010 4:52pm

lol

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RetteMich483 wrote on Apr 7th, 2010 3:30am

lol wow nice nice

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Daviec wrote on Apr 8th, 2010 3:13pm

:D Funny!

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SomebodySomeone wrote on Apr 15th, 2010 10:53pm

Sarah Silverman? is that you?

lol
you havent seen the sarah silverman show yet i take it?
:haha: god i love your blogs friz, great read once again :D

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yellowfrizbeea wrote on Apr 16th, 2010 2:03am

Nah, cant say I have. Did they do Bob the Pushover? That would be awesome.

And thanks of course :heart:

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SomebodySomeone wrote on Apr 17th, 2010 12:53am

naw but there was an episode where she bitched about kiddy stories and how easy it is to make one
1. get non human object to talk and act like a person
2. get bullshit conflict
3. insert some moral solution and shit....

you "bob the push over" kinda reminded me of that episode...

:haha:

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