So, for whatever reason, I have been somewhat pondering. Not even intelligent pondering, more like meaningless ramblesome pondering.
These episodes of pondering hit me while I was listening to the radio. Fireflies by Owl City came on and I noticed something....
"'Cause I get 1,000 hugs, from 10,000 lightning bugs"
If this were so..then wouldnt each of the 10,000 fireflies have to hug him only a tenth of a hug each?? Thats just awkward. I dont even know what a tenth of a hug looks like..
This guy must not be very good at math. Thats the only thing I can think of. 1,000 hugs distributed between 10,000 fireflies= 1/10 a hug from each.
Not only that, but have any of you actually listened to the words? The guy is quite a pussy.
Moving on though, Tik tok sparked a few thoughts in my head aswell.
"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"
That just sounds absurdly unhealthy.
"And now the dudes are lining up because they hear we got swagger"
Is it just me, or does that totally sound like an STD?
"But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"
Wow. Low standards. Just wth? I wonder shes even seen a picture of that guy.
Most importantly though, who the hell thought it would be a good idea to let a Valley girl rap? Like who gave them access to a microphone? Cause once I find out who you are, im going to hunt you down and kill you.