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SRV217 (2)
Sunday, August 30, 2009

iGod is Back bitch!

Current mood: awake

Views: 21
Comments: 3

Me:
 helloo
God:
What do you do in your spare time? 
Me:
 play guitar, kiss my bf
God:
Is  it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
 well guitar is the instrument, and i take my kissing seriously
God:
Interesting.  When is  guitar not the  instrument and you take your kissing? 
Me:
 guitar is cool
God:
And  cool is  guitar. 
Me:
 oops 
God:
Did you make a mistake.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 dont "ahem" me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
 exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Groovy.
Me:
 psycadelic man
God:
Where are you located? 
Me:
 im located in Los Angeles
God:
What's it like there in  Los Angeles ?
Me:
 im located in SoCAl too
God:
What's it like there in  SoCAl too ?
Me:
 Its where all the sexy people are from
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  I can understand that sentiment.
Me:
 whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 in a way
God:
In what way?
Me:
 someway
God:
I do not understand. 
Me:
 yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
 what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 do you know who i love?
God:
Gabriel  :-).
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 well believe it
God:
Well that's okay. "it" being  someway?
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 ya
God:
Aw.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. 
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean? 
Me:
 cuz i feel like it
God:
Interesting explanation.  What is that feeling like?  In what way?
Me:
 its a cool feeling
God:
What's so cool about it?
Me:
 the fact that its a feeling
God:
Interesting explanation.  someway is a  feeling.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
 do you like pie?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
 whats your favorite kind of pie?
God:
I don't have a favorite  pie.  My favorite food is  wine and bread.
Me:
 ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
 what kind of wine do you like?
God:
I have expensive tastes.
Me:
 like what?
God:
For example,  gold.
Me:
 ok,
God:
Aha.
Me:
 yep
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 Umm can i get a #1 with everyhitng on it and a Medium Coke with fries?
God:
OK.  Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 cuz its good
God:
That makes sense to me.  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You enjoy it.
Me:
 yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
 i dont like to share
God:
What do you do for fun?
Me:
 i play guitar and kiss my bf
God:
Is  it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
 you asked me this already
God:
Perhaps.  Oh now I remember asking you  you this. What did you say?
Me:
 i said that guitar is an instrument
God:
What did you mean by  it? " What did you say?"  guitar is an instrument ?  I get  it.
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 ?
God:
Hey.
Me:
 :}
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  What did you say?.  Try being more or less specific. 
Me:
 :)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 mexican
God:
We have never talked about it before. 
Me:
 im Mexican
God:
Good gossip: you are  Mexican. 
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 im from Los Angeles
God:
What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  Los Angeles. 
Me:
 its very ghetto
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Very much?  Should I know  it is?
Me:
 yeah unless you wanna get jumped
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it.  Maybe.  OK, I will  get jumped.
Me:
 do you want me to jump you?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
 ok then
God:
Er.
3:03 am - 3 comments - 2 Kudos - Report!
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SRV217 wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 9:51pm

hahahaha

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xXCrashXxa wrote on Sep 1st, 2009 11:33pm

yep

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Loudspeaker003 wrote on Sep 12th, 2009 10:39am

0_0 *blushes*

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