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Friday, May 15, 2009

Conversation With iGod #2

Current mood: lalalalala

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Comments: 8
This is a game. There is no harm to god. this is a machine im talking to.
 
Me:
 god, youre fat.

God:
I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:
 god youre huge!

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  huge.
Me:
 i dont think you have to cuz youre already huge enough for them to see it.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
 yeah you better or else.

God:
Ayuh.  Who is going to make me..
Me:
 i am motherfucker!

God:
I don't know anyone named  motherfucker.
Me:
 you!

God:
" I don't know anyone named motherfucker."?  Me,  Joselyne ?
Me:
 yeah you!

God:
It goes without saying. " Me, Joselyne ?"?  Me,  Joselyne ?
Me:
 yeah!

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 why not!

God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 you little bastard!

God:
I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
 So you admit it!

God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
 Yeah you just admitted that you had a sex change so you could be a man.

God:
Excuse me!  What happened to  it.
Me:
 I dont know,  you tell me what you did to yourself WoMan

God:
Would you like to know?  I like to socialize.
Me:
 Pervert!

God:
Are you free?
Me:
 im taken!

God:
Do your friends call you  taken.
Me:
 well they say that i have a boyfriend!

God:
Well that's okay.  What is his name?
Me:
 im not telling you!

1:03 am - 8 comments - 13 Kudos - Report!
Comments
esyrnyk wrote on May 15th, 2009 5:16am

wow, iGod is really creepy...
im scared now *runs away*

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Loudspeaker003 wrote on May 15th, 2009 6:40am

Me:
you little bastard!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
So you admit it!
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
......KHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! oh my god, you fricken psycopath! awsome! :wtf:

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Saint Valentine wrote on May 15th, 2009 6:11pm

What the fuck is iGod? Whatever it is it's funny!

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DeaThrash wrote on May 16th, 2009 1:44am

Joselyne: Infinty
iGod: -Infinty
lulz

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LazyLatinoRocke wrote on May 16th, 2009 4:44pm

lol God is a sexist pedo.

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Rckin2fame56 wrote on May 18th, 2009 3:22am

lol did u make that up

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Gegsh wrote on May 18th, 2009 6:18am

Loudspeaker003 wrote on May 15th, 2009 at 1:40am :


Me:
you little bastard!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
So you admit it!
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.

......KHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! oh my god, you fricken psycopath! awsome!

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Eddie4President wrote on May 18th, 2009 9:03pm

Yeah i have one on my profile too. That program is hilarious

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