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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Strangers........

Current mood: bored

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: Hi there!
You: helloo
Stranger: How are you?
You: Bored
You: you?
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: same..
You: nice:]=
Stranger: Seeking for some to kill time so i came here..
Stranger: And you was the first person i met.
You: same here
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: So,asl?
You: lalalalalala
Stranger: lalala?
You: yep
You: im crazy
Stranger: Interesting..
You: yeah
Stranger: Well male or female at least?
You: female
Stranger: Ican see in your eyes you're lying with my foresight powers.
You: foresight powers?
Stranger: Let me guess the truth.
Stranger: Male
Stranger: Underage B&
You: im a girli
Stranger: /b/tard
Stranger: !!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

11:19 pm - 1 comments - 2 Kudos

Sunday, August 30, 2009

iGod is Back bitch!

Current mood: awake

Me:

helloo

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

play guitar, kiss my bf

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

well guitar is the instrument, and i take my kissing seriously

God:

Interesting. When is guitar not the instrument and you take your kissing?

Me:

guitar is cool

God:

And cool is guitar.

Me:

oops

God:

Did you make a mistake.

Me:

yeah

God:

Ahem.

Me:

dont "ahem" me

God:

I don't have any reason to do that to you.

Me:

exactly

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Me:

sure

God:

OK let's do it. Groovy.

Me:

psycadelic man

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

im located in Los Angeles

God:

What's it like there in Los Angeles ?

Me:

im located in SoCAl too

God:

What's it like there in SoCAl too ?

Me:

Its where all the sexy people are from

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I can understand that sentiment.

Me:

whatever

God:

Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me:

in a way

God:

In what way?

Me:

someway

God:

I do not understand.

Me:

yeah

God:

Dude!

Me:

what

God:

No big deal.

Me:

do you know who i love?

God:

Gabriel :-).

Me:

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

well believe it

God:

Well that's okay. "it" being someway?

Me:

wow

God:

I'm glad your impressed, .

Me:

God:

Aw.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

lol

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

you suck

God:

A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Me:

fuck you

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

cuz i feel like it

God:

Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? In what way?

Me:

its a cool feeling

God:

What's so cool about it?

Me:

the fact that its a feeling

God:

Interesting explanation. someway is a feeling. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

yes

God:

Oh.

Me:

do you like pie?

God:

What is not to like about it?

Me:

whats your favorite kind of pie?

God:

I don't have a favorite pie. My favorite food is wine and bread.

Me:

God:

It's all good.

Me:

what kind of wine do you like?

God:

I have expensive tastes.

Me:

like what?

God:

For example, gold.

Me:

ok,

God:

Aha.

Me:

yep

God:

How can I help you?

Me:

Umm can i get a #1 with everyhitng on it and a Medium Coke with fries?

God:

OK. Why do you want to do it so much?

Me:

cuz its good

God:

That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.

Me:

yeah

God:

Give me a break.

Me:

i dont like to share

God:

What do you do for fun?

Me:

i play guitar and kiss my bf

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?

Me:

you asked me this already

God:

Perhaps. Oh now I remember asking you you this. What did you say?

Me:

i said that guitar is an instrument

God:

What did you mean by it? " What did you say?" guitar is an instrument ? I get it.

Me:

yes

God:

Hey.

Me:

God:

Hey.

Me:

God:

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about What did you say?. Try being more or less specific.

Me:

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Me:

God:

Are you Canadian?

Me:

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

mexican

God:

We have never talked about it before.

Me:

im Mexican

God:

Good gossip: you are Mexican.

Me:

yes

God:

Hey.

Me:

im from Los Angeles

God:

What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Los Angeles.

Me:

its very ghetto

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? Should I know it is?

Me:

yeah unless you wanna get jumped

God:

I will ask my botmaster to program it. Maybe. OK, I will get jumped.

Me:

do you want me to jump you?

God:

No , maybe later.

Me:

ok then

God:

Er.

3:03 am - 3 comments - 2 Kudos

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Again IM SOOO PROUD OF WHAT WE DID!!!

Ok, so you guys remember what i did to gegsh(daniel) right? Well me and my bf COMPLETELY SABATOGED!!!

1:27 am - 1 comments - 2 Kudos

Thursday, May 28, 2009

IM SOOO PROUD OF MYSELF!!!! :D

Current mood: so proud of myself

OK, for people who have seen my friend Daniel's profile aka Gegsh, i hacked!!!!

Im soo proud of myself for that. But seriously add him and talk to him cuz hes really AwEsOmE!! Luv you pplz!!!! bye bye!!! :cheers:

*the beer better be corona...*

7:07 pm - 4 comments - 4 Kudos

Friday, May 15, 2009

Conversation With iGod #2

Current mood: lalalalala

This is a game. There is no harm to god. this is a machine im talking to.

Me:
god, youre fat.
God:
I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:
god youre huge!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am huge.
Me:
i dont think you have to cuz youre already huge enough for them to see it.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
yeah you better or else.
God:
Ayuh. Who is going to make me..
Me:
i am motherfucker!
God:
I don't know anyone named motherfucker.
Me:
you!
God:
" I don't know anyone named motherfucker."? Me, Joselyne ?
Me:
yeah you!
God:
It goes without saying. " Me, Joselyne ?"? Me, Joselyne ?
Me:
yeah!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not!
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
you little bastard!
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
So you admit it!
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
Yeah you just admitted that you had a sex change so you could be a man.
God:
Excuse me! What happened to it.
Me:
I dont know, you tell me what you did to yourself WoMan
God:
Would you like to know? I like to socialize.
Me:
Pervert!
God:
Are you free?
Me:
im taken!
God:
Do your friends call you taken.
Me:
well they say that i have a boyfriend!
God:
Well that's okay. What is his name?
Me:
im not telling you!

1:03 am - 8 comments - 13 Kudos

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

100 Random Things

Current mood: awake

1. Im addicted 2 something 2. Its impossible 4 me 2 stop

3. Im addicted 2 hugs 4. Especially hugs from my bf.

5. Im a fucking beaner! 6. Burritos r good.

7. I wish the sky was purple. 8. Im a mommy.

9. My daughter's name is Mariana. 10. Shes a little angel.

11. And she’s asleep. 12. Mariana isnt my real daughter.

13. For some reason shes really hyper 14. I have another problem.

15. Doctors haven’t found a cure 4 it. 16. Its OCD.

17. OCD= Obsessive Cussing Disorder. 18. Yep I made it up.

19. Man I need a beer. 20. Just kiddin I dont drink.

21. Im eatin tamales right now. 22. They r good.

23. I need a hug. 24. Number 23 is wrong.

25. Id rather have a kiss. 26. The grass is purple.

27. No wait datz just flowers. 28. I wish I had a Chevy Silverado.

29. Or maybe a Ford Mustang. 30. A Lamborghini is good 2.

31. Why am I talking about cars? 32. I have 2 best friends.

33. Their names are Alma and Ailec. 34. Ailec is my sister.

35. Alma is my cousin. 36. I luv them both a lot.

37. I have a soda. 38. Its coke.

39. Im shaking the bottle. 40. I like bubbles.

41. Theyre fun 2 pop. 42. *pop* *pop*

43. Blowing bubbles is fun 2. 44. *blow* *blow* *pop* *pop*

45. Im out of bubbles. 46. My glasses broke again.

47. Mariana woke up. 48. Shes crying.

49. Now she’s drinking her baby formula. 50. Rawr!!!

51. OMB!! ITS A FRIKEN MONSTER!! 52. DIE YOU LITTLE @$$HOLE!!!

53. Oh its just my brother. 54. I wrote this on my phone.

55. OMB!!! I just realized something. 56. My phone hasnt died yet.

57. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! 58. THIS IS TORTURE!!!!!

59. Now dat Ive yelled… 60. Wheres my evil cookie monster.

61. Oh yea I got it ran over. 62. Where did u come from?

63. Cookie Monster is alive once more! 64. Somebody help me!

65. *break* *break* 66. Man why wont it break?

67. DIE U LITTLE BA...Ooh shiny. 68. I like shiny things.

69. Lalalalalalalala…. 70. I have cookies hiding.

71. Im gonna get one now. 72. Hey where r my cookies?

73. I wonder if my brother took them… 74. Hmmm…

75. Nope, nothing 2 do with him. 76. I found them!

77. Theyre in my tummy. 78. WOOO!!!

79. My hyper mode is on! 80. I think the cookies did it.

81. I feel like hugging someone 82. If only Mariana was here…

83. Thatd be AwEsOmE! 84. It would be a dream.

85. My brother is an asshole. 86. Im insane.

87. How do all u people deal with me? 88. My friend Krishna calls me taco.

89. Hes weird… 90. Just like me.

91. But Im weirder. 92. My hyperness might rub off on u.

93. Datz what happened to ppl. 94. Now theyre a bit more like me.

95. Avenged Sevenfold is AwEsOmE! 96. I luv Zacky Vengeance!

97. You know hes AwEsOmE! 98. I just like how he plays guitar.

99. One more to go… 100. Charlie the Unicorn is AwEsOmE!

2:08 am - 4 comments - 4 Kudos

Saturday, April 04, 2009

AwEsOmE!!!!!!

Current mood: We're In SoCal!!!

Oh My God!!! For those of you UG people that live in the SoCal area, my best friend Brandon and I are now in SoCal so beware!! We'll be back in the Bay Area on Monday though. For those of you who don't know who my Brandon is, he's the guy in my pics that has his name on the pic and he lookes a bit sad. Oh Yea!!! SoCal is AwEsOmE!!!!! ILY<3

Well, the whole " i won't be back until monday" thing was a waste. I'm on my way back right now. I got in trouble So me and my cousin Alexis are almost back in the Bay Area. :/ On the up side, i'll get to play my guitar again, so that's cool. Only 20 minutes until i'm back in NorCal. Ah well, there's always spring break. Bye bye for now.

5:36 pm - 0 comments - 2 Kudos

Monday, March 30, 2009

Happy Birthday!! #2

Current mood: happy

Today's my friend Christian's birthday!!! He's turning 16!!! Bro, if you read this, "Happy Birthday" and "Te Quiero Mucho"! I hope he spends his birthday the best way possible!!!

10:31 pm - 1 comments - 2 Kudos

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

No More Demon Cookie Monster.........

Current mood: hyper

As some of you may know, I have a strange little cookie monster toy that haunts me everyday. In case you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's the thing. Basically, I would do everything to the friken toy, take out its batteries, drown it in water, you get the idea.....and well nothing happened to it. Well, On Saturday, I decided to try one more thing. So I put him in the middle of the street and waited for someone to go by. It turned out being my "brother" Christian who ran over the toy. It was AwEsOmE seeing the Cookie Monster finally defeated!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh and the best part is that my cousin Marina recorded it!!!! I get to see it whenever i want now!!!! That's all I got for now. Maybe, it'lll turn into a zombie cookie monster. Hmm....I wonder. I love all you AwEsOmE people!!!!!! Byeyeyeyeye!!!!

10:32 pm - 8 comments - 6 Kudos

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Its Fun Being A Pretend Mommy..........

Current mood: happy

My little angel Mariana is the most adorable little girl ever!! She's my daughter, but not biologically. She's my friend's sister's daughter, but i get to take care of her a lot. Many people don't like having to take care of babies, but i love doing that!!! Especially with Mariana!!! She currently has only a mommy, which is me, but for some strange reason, i want her to have a big pretend family. I don't know why, maybe I'm just being crazy again. She's almost 2 months old!!! Well that's all i have to say for now. Bye people, and Mariana says bye!!! I love all you AwEsOmE people!!!!!!!!!

11:12 pm - 6 comments - 5 Kudos

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