On the first day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
another wanking thread on UG.
On the second day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the third day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Seven Trolls a Trolling
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Eight Mods a-Modding
Seven Trolls a-Trolling
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Nine Shredders Shredding
Eight Mods a Modding
Seven Trolls a Trolling
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Ten "use the search bar"'s
Nine Shredders Shredding
Eight Mods a Modding
Seven Trolls a Trolling
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkey's sent to me
Eleven b/tards spamming
Ten "use the search bar"'s
Nine Shredders Shredding
Eight Mods a Modding
Seven Trolls a Trolling
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Pit Monkeys sent to me
Twelve drummers attempting to write a song....lol
Eleven b/tards spamming
Ten "use the search bar"'s
Nine Shredders Shredding
Eight Mods a Modding
Seven Trolls a Trolling
Six Perma Bannings,
FIIIIVE MUDKIPS!!!!,
Four Grammar Nazi's,
Three Icy Hots,
Two Barrel Rolls,
And a wanking thread on UG.
This song freakin' ownes! The "Drummers atempting to write a song" bit isn't quite within the rhyme pattern, but it is too hilarious to not put it in. Well played!
Are there really this many /b/tards that play guitar? I'm surprised you didn't replace "7 trolls a trolling" with "OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAANND trolls a trolling".
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