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StoneColdCrazy7 (2)
Thursday, July 16, 2009

New disease

Current mood: bored

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While recently operated on old greg's uterus, vagina bots crawled out and latched themselves onto many of his organs, releasing unheard levels of estregin in a man. beware, as this disease rapidly leads to douchebagitis, which is just a minor form of <parkinsons>. if you know anyone who shakes uncontrollably, try dearly to avoid his blood, as it very well may get into your system, resulting in an unwanted growth of ovaries, a uterus, and -in the end- a vagina. and so the hipster douchebag who listens to gay music created by others who (may) have contracted this disease is born. this condition affects nearly 98% of the world population, with the slight exception of anyone who is on UG.  rock on community!
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StoneColdCrazy7 wrote on Jul 30th, 2009 11:59pm

holy vag

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