While recently operated on old greg's uterus, vagina bots crawled out and latched themselves onto many of his organs, releasing unheard levels of estregin in a man. beware, as this disease rapidly leads to douchebagitis, which is just a minor form of <parkinsons>. if you know anyone who shakes uncontrollably, try dearly to avoid his blood, as it very well may get into your system, resulting in an unwanted growth of ovaries, a uterus, and -in the end- a vagina. and so the hipster douchebag who listens to gay music created by others who (may) have contracted this disease is born. this condition affects nearly 98% of the world population, with the slight exception of anyone who is on UG. rock on community!
^^ are more common than non-hairy wangs. next time you choose to take your girlfriend out, remember this, as non-hairy wangs do not remain non-hairy wangs forever.
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tjcoleman95's blogs, last updated : July 16, 2009
rock on community! 