I had this strange dream that actually woke me up the other night. It's beginnings are a little hazy but the main point is that there was a baby that was fuckin' killing people. For whatever reason this imaginary family was being killed by their baby and there was a...narrator. A narrator from a horror movie trailer was saying something like "He would never guess that the crayons were in his pocket the whole time," and then bang, mom stabbed. The narration terrifying in the dream, but hilarious when I woke up.
At that point I woke up because I had a synesthesiatic moment where I felt the baby's knife right in my back (where the mother had been stabbed). This was one of the weirdest dreams I've had in a while...
