Tell me these things are not the work of Satan himself. For those of you uninitiated in the knowledge of Snuggies, let me give you a brief overview. They're a combination of all the pleasures of a blanket with the added cool of sleeves. Basically, half-assed robes. From the moment I saw that commercial, I could not find a worse product advertised on TV. The commercial even shows a family wearing them, OUTSIDE. In public. If I ever, ever see anyone in public wearing a Snuggie I think they're libel to get punched right in the face. Doesn't matter who they are, I don't discriminate.
However, if I ever decide to join the Brotherhood I can take a pass on the instant robe purchase...unless it itself is some kind of Snuggie cult, in which case I may have to kill myself.
its a fucking XXXXXXXXXXXXL sweatshirt that someone stretched into a dress
I have decided that anyone that wears this thing shal be instantly sterilized, and anyone wearing this AND crocs at the same time must be shot in the groin with a hunting rifle
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