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Friday, August 10, 2012

Pit Monkeys 101

Current mood: Slutty

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Comments: 30
Here's some people that you should know about:

aCloudConnected - jetfuel495 fanboy, likes anime
Acϵ♠ - he fucks strippers
aig91 - plays organ and likes hippie music
ali.guitarkid7 - he's from Syria
AllJudasPriest - she's weird but kind of a milf and very nice
Andrea55 - really nice, but sort of an attention whore
angusfan16 - his name is actually anusfan
Arby911 - he's like 78 years old
Banjocal - he is Ab Minor
Basti95 - an Italian guy named Basil
behind_you - he's an ostrich IRL
BlackLuster - signs his posts with Ashley or BL and a dancey smilie
blake1221 - smarter than the average frog, likes mediocre hardcore
bloodtrocuted93 - smokes Satan and worships crack
bradulator - he likes mediocre indie bands, he's really Josh Peck
Burgery - he's from Iceland
Butt Rayge - he's from Australia and likes Immortal
byob_soad2 - generic Anime thread regular
captaincrunk - likes making dubstep and misses obvious sarcasm
ChadLikesGuitar - his name is actually Steve, and he doesn't like guitar
chaoticfables - Asian guy who likes Yu-Gi-Oh!
ChemicalFire - he likes Spiderman and hardcore
ChucklesMginty- he's afraid to leave his own house
Coagulation - he is Jackal58's son and makes monsters
Codemonk - he's like 88 years old
CoreysMonster - fellates Devin Townsend endlessly, makes some bad threads
Crazyedd123 - he likes King Crimson
CrossBack7 - he never made his parents proud
damian91 - he likes Rings of Saturn and math
dash49 - draws really cool pictures and stuff
daytripper75 - he likes pirates and stuff
Deadlock Riff - he always answers his PMs, and likes Tyranitar
deathdrummer - he's an Australian Aboriginal and wears a mask
devourke - he's a Kiwi and stuff
DimebagLivesOn - generic Anime thread regular
Dirge Humani - acts really aggressive but is actually a really nice guy secretly
DonGlover - he loves dongs and Canada
Dreadnaught - former super mod, made tons of drunk threads
due_07 - loves communism and bands that are terrible at their instruments
Duffman123 - he actually is Duffman IRL, or else he isn't, I can't remember which
Eggmond - he has permission from Zappp to boss around the mods
element4433 - the Fred Jones of moderators, has a bizarre mask fetish
entity0000009 - he plays weird post metal
Eric_Fail - he beats up tourists and kicks bicycles, doesn't know geography
ErikLensherr - he's due 07's father
ethan_hanus - super conservative Christian who hates abortion and science
FassaAlbrecht - she was permabanned, but she was awful and loved Rush
Fat Lard - he is Brak
FireHawk - he helps me keep the Keyboard Thread alive (barely)
GaryBillington - he registered in 2001
genghisgandhi - he's an anteater that plays didgeridoo
Gibson_SG_uzr55 - loves crappy hardcore like These Hearts, TBTB, DtS, AA!, BMTH, etc
goest - I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
Guitar0player - he likes dressing up like a cute girl
GuitarGod_92 - generic Anime thread regular
guitarxo - loves cats and food, she was eaten by a snake
Harmonius - loves food and food
HelpTravesty - he begs strangers for pizza
Holy Katana - likes anime and synthesizers
horsedick.mpeg - loves white bitches
hridayhazarika - he's from India and likes Tom Waits and Anaal Nathrakh
Ian_the_fox - has the fastest paws on UG
icesk8erqueen8 - loves Nazis and the Aryan race
Ichikurosaki - generic Anime thread regular
ilikepirates - she also likes pandas
Irish_Punk13 - dickrides Nick Cave and Tom Waits like nobody's business
isabiggles - a large aquatic bear
izbbass - he's from the bad part of Connecticut
Jack Off Jill - he's a real funny guy
Jackal58 - he's like 108 years old
JackalUK - he likes computers and stuff
jakesmellspoo - he likes punk
jani92jani - claims he loves classical music, but only likes Mozart and Beethoven
JayT44 - he likes basketball and he's like 12 but still a mod
JDawg - registered August 2001 (though his join date says Nov 2001)
jetfuel495 - best mod, obsessed with Brian Fallon, Rei, and Gundams
jewchords - loves incest, peeing, and pooping, nobody remembers his real username
jgbsmith - he built his own synthesizer
jimmyled - he likes drugs
JohnnyGenzale - from G÷teborg but does not like melodeath, likes Bob Dylan
Jon777 - loves Opeth and ATLA, especially Uncle Iroh
jrcsgtpeppers - likes mediocre indie music
JustRooster - he is an army medic and used to have a purple title
K'Nuckles - he thinks he never needs to tune his guitar because it has a locking nut
kelly22 - occasionally posts threads full of scat porn
kensai - old Swedish guy that died in a train accident, mods post for him
KTFM - lives in Adelaide... eeewww
Kumanji - super communist, but pretty clueless and a total nutcase
laid-to-waste - weird guy that loves Freud
Life Is Brutal - listens to wanky tech death and makes ambient music
losing battle - Andrea55 wannabe
LostLegion - he has a weird fascination with potted plants
Mack56 - comic sans!
MakinLattes - lives in Oregon and likes math and being drawn nude
metal4eva_22 - he used to be Scyther but now he's a pony
MH400 - worst thread starter ever, generally useless
Minkaro - he's some sort of animal, maybe an otter
Mistress_Ibanez - super feminazi, permanently stuck in PMS mode
Momentosis - generic Anime thread regular
Morphogenesis26 - he likes Trivium and looks sort of like a guy I know IRL
moscaespa˝ol - likes stoner metal
Mudmen190 - he likes Metroid
muffinduck01 - he likes Metroid and has man boobs
MusicMan24 - the Packers lost lololol
neidnarb11890 - likes bands that can't play their instruments well
Nelsean - he has a weird towel fetish and he just got married
niejel - runs a monthly contest that people don't care about anymore
Nomack - he is Barack Obama
NothingRocks - EverythingSucks, likes traps and shred
ometh - he likes brutal death metal and doesn't like black people
padgea7x - he quotes his own posts but only posts in the Soccer thread now
Pagan_Poetry - likes Bjork and makes funny posts in the Columns
palm mute - likes doom metal
Paraffinity - fellates Jack White
Pat_s1t - he's from Canada and likes BTBAM
PaulyVengeance - draws bags full of dicks
Philip_pepper - he sat at the Stupid Table in first grade
Primus2112 - loves It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
primusfan - he likes jazz and used to be a mod
Random3 - dickrides Dream Theater and hates pop music
RU_Experienced? - obsessed with old music and dicks, an upstanding citizen
sadSTATUE - she likes checkered pattern things and ska
Saint78 - vandalizes stuff in Walmart for fun, complains a lot, has bad tone
sam b - he's actually English, but lives in Finland and likes soccer
Scowmoo - he has a bunch of pet wolves
SexyLikeAPig - I used to live inside of his belly
sfaune92 - he says he's Norwegian, but can't be since he doesn't like black metal
SheKILaDZE - he talks like a whale
Shmeegle - an Irish guy that used to like goregrind
shredibanez24 - he is Slater
Skullivan - he's fat and likes Queen
skylerjames13 - gets butthurt when people make fun of people
SlackerBabbath - He's like 78 years old and knows everything and also paints
Slash - he abandoned us like an asshole
SlayingDragons - his name is Claus and he lives in Antarctica
slipknot5678 - he's a bird in real lifek
smartguyreviews - his name is Alexander John Dragonetti
Snowman388 - he lives in China but isn't Chinese, also a snowman
spanishyanez - he's got a really cool voice
stepco12345 - he likes wrestling
StewieSwan - he loves Asian stuff and plays Asian instruments
T00DEEPBLUE - generic MLP thread regular
theguitarist - likes to edit people's posts sometimes for lulz, makes cookies
TheMadcap - used to make great threads, now he tries way too hard
theogonia777 - weird tranny chick that plays banjo and eats people
TheReverend247 - pushover mod, obsessed with jetfuel495 and blake1221
The_Casinator - freaky deaky Dutch bastard
Thrashtastic15 - gets butthurt when you say bad things about hockey and syrup
Thrill-house - really cool guy
tortilla - stupid stoner who posts the way Stevie Kenarban talks
Trowzaa - u wot m8
TrueAmerican - got permabanned for calling Carmel a bitch, but still relevant
Twist of fate - the next Rebecca Black, approves of kissing your 2nd cousin
UnionJake - also permabanned, but he circlejerked to The Prestige one time
UntilISleep - he is secretly Bobby Hill
Vendetta V - he's like Buckethead but lives in the ACCP (aah ess ess err)
Victory2134 - generic Anime thread regular
VillainousLatin - he's from Puerto Rico
WCPhils - he's from Philly and dickrides all things Philly and A7X
WholeLottaIzzy - he has tits in his avatar
Whoomit - gets really drunk and posts hilarious drunk threads
willT08 - makes electronic music with Cubase, plays ukulele
Wolfinator-x - obsessed with Espeon and hair metal
Xiaoxi - typical Asian kid that loves scales, modes, and Chopin
yoman297 - his name makes me think of the yeoman from the Canterbury Tales
zgr0826 - loves St Anger, wrestling, and the Amish
Zombee - he used to be Sokka
Zoot_Allures - dickrides Nick Cave and Tom Waits like nobody's business

And that's pretty much the Pit. A few of the users I mentioned have been permabanned, but I still include them because they are still somewhat relevant.

If anyone don't see their name, it's because I haven't gotten to them or because I don't really know anything about them.
9:07 pm - 30 comments - 17 Kudos - Report!
genghisgandhi wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 3:15am

Pretty good but alphabetize please.


genghisgandhi wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 3:16am
Use dis


Wolfinator-x wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 3:32am

Pfft. Obsessed with Espeon. Please.

I'm obsessed with Pokemon as a whole, Espeon just being my favorite. Geez, get it right :rolleyes:


Trowzaa wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 3:34am

"u wot m8" :haha:


behind_you wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 3:51am

"behind_you - he's an ostrich IRL"

Damn straight.


Spaztikko wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 4:46am

Ok seriously wtf.


Most_Triumphant wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 6:39pm

I didn't make it :( I guess it's time for more Pit threads.


Kensai wrote on Jun 11th, 2012 6:39pm

Pour one out on the curb for our homie, Kjell.

/ Matt


captaincrunk wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 9:08pm

I do not miss obvious sarca-

Oh. Oh I see. Carry on then.


Andrea55 wrote on Jun 17th, 2012 1:49am

I already said my attention whore persona has faded. :(


GuitarGod_92 wrote on Jun 17th, 2012 2:30am

> Generic Anime Thread regular.

Nigga, I'm King Shit of that thread, I run that shit. Don't pretend like you know me, man. I'll murk your shit.


stratman_13 wrote on Jun 17th, 2012 3:10am

Shame you weren't around when I posted a lot in the Pit.. But that was years ago. I went to GG&A and now I've come back. I kinda feel left out. I never did have a reputation though, so I guess it's pretty moot. I don't know why I'm still typing, either.


S0n1c '97 wrote on Jun 17th, 2012 5:03am

It's too bad I don't post enough to be recognized on here. I would probably be something along the lines of "S0n1c '97 - That fat ginger kid that's always one notch too serious"


Holy Katana wrote on Jun 17th, 2012 1:59pm

GuitarGod_92 wrote on Jun 16th, 2012 at 7:30pm :
> Generic Anime Thread regular.

Nigga, I'm King Shit of that thread, I run that shit. Don't pretend like you know me, man. I'll murk your shit.

So much butthurt.


guitarmaniac88 wrote on Jun 17th, 2012 7:45pm


I'm not on this list.


jgbsmith wrote on Jun 18th, 2012 12:39am

seriously surprised i made the list, cheers broseph.


WCPhils wrote on Jun 20th, 2012 11:10pm

I love this


EpiExplorer wrote on Jun 22nd, 2012 11:39pm

Dafuq bro, DAFUQ, you missin me bro.


hriday_hazarika wrote on Jun 25th, 2012 9:51am

Why have I not seen this before? xD


zgr0826 wrote on Jul 14th, 2012 10:28pm

My wrestling gimmick is a metal-loving Amish man.

(Love this, btw)


shmeegle wrote on Jul 17th, 2012 11:54am

"sheemgle - an Irish guy that likes goregrind "

While i'm somewhat out of the goregrind scene, I'll take it. good to know i'm someone of mild significance. sort out that typo though. Shmeegle.


crazysam23_Atax wrote on Sep 1st, 2012 6:58am

What about me? I'm crazy and say a lot of shit people in the Pit disagree with me about.


Ometh wrote on Sep 11th, 2012 5:48pm

I made it :D


skylerjames13 wrote on Sep 13th, 2012 1:43am

Sounds about right.


due 07 wrote on Sep 17th, 2012 6:31am

fuck you idiot


rocknroll93 wrote on Sep 17th, 2012 3:48pm

im not in there... :(
still not sure on gender.


ali.guitarkid7 wrote on Sep 17th, 2012 4:54pm

"He's from Syria".

Is that the only thing you guys know about me?


whywefight wrote on Sep 28th, 2012 10:00pm



crazysam23_Atax wrote on Dec 10th, 2012 4:58am

Wtf, Kirsten?! Why am I not on here yet?


AllJudasPriest wrote on Jan 3rd, 2013 3:30am

You think I'm a milf? :Blushing:


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