This is a formal service announcment from B.O.I.K.E. (Boike Objects to Insolent Emo people). B.O.I.K.E. has thought that with the reason rise in the "emo" threat, that it is our solemn duty to inform the people of what to do in case of an "emo" attack and/or uprising.
First thing first, the chance of an emo attack is very slim. The chance of an emo uprising is even slimmer. So really you should not have to worry about this all that much. The only point in which you will have to worry, is if a goth and an emo mate. This act causes the birth of an Emo-Goth or "emoth". "Emoth"'s are very dangerous, because while a emo normally won't attack, Goths are accustomed to fighting in mosh pits and can be very violent. When an Emo and a Goth combine the result is this commonly fat (no one knows exactly why) ball of pure violence and love for Marilyn Manson. There is only one documented case, this case's name is Tyler. Now on to the survival techniques.
There are 10 steps surviving an Emo attack. These steps are as follows:
1. Go to a concert and move around. Emos don't have the ability to move during concerts, so as long as you move away from the Emo, you will be able survive and enjoy the awesome concert. Though if an Emo is at the concert then it may not be very good. Though be aware, the Emo will move again after the concert! In fact, multiple Emos will be awakening after the concert is done. Therefore, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE CONCERT ENDS!
2. Wear really bright colors. Emos wear only four basic colors: black, dark grey, crimson red and auburn magenta. White is the absolute best color to wear, while the next best colors go as follows: yellow, sky blue, bright red and orange. Also wearing a vest of lit lightbulbs may also seriously help.
3. Listen to music which does not involve screaming and/or references to horror movies. Music which does not depress them, confuses Emos and if you you have a few key lyrics in your head, you can scream them out if under attack. These lyrics are "I found my love, way up above, thanks to that dove" most happy things that rhymn tend to be bad for Emos.
Now since I've become bored...I'll continue the rest for tommorow.
So I work at Davanni's. We make the best pizza you can buy if you're more than 30 minutes away from an Old Chicago. Anyway, I don't make those pizzas, ever since I started working there, I have been on the hoagie bar every single shift. (Just in case you don't know a hoagie is a toasted sandwich. Yeah, that's it. So certain people who say that it sounds gross {Jill} should really just try it, cause they taste really good). It is considered the worst job at Davanni's. Though I love it compared to Little Caesar's. But that is a story for another day. There were a couple interesting instances that happened just tonight which I feel should be shared with the.....people who read my blog. First of all, tonight was really slow. And I don't mean that there were a couple rushes and the rest was slow. No, there was barely anyone there. It was a ghost town. This is usually the time when the wierd things happen. Here is the first. A fat guy came in the door. This is a common occurence at Davanni's, but this guy had this really goofy, creepy smile on his face. He goes up to the counter and starts talking to Kayla (who was working front at the time). He says nothing that involves anything about food. Finally, Kayla asked the guy if he was going to order anything and he did. One tuna pizza with jalepenos. If that wasn't wierd enough, he comes into the back and makes his pizza. He actually made it farely well...except that he didn't cook it. That was about the time that everyone realized that this guy was totally wasted. Anyway, he said "I weally enjoyked the pizza. Thanks guys!" About two hours after that incident, two little kids came in and asked to see the manager. This is kind of odd, these kids weren't over 10. They said that our manager of the night (Jenny) had sworn at them in the parking lot. Jenny then proceeded to tell us about how they had come up to her in the parking lot during her break and started threatening her. So she did swear at them. Now these kids were trying to get a free brownie because of it. When we said we couldn't do that, they said that they would kick our asses when we went out into the parking lot. No one really believed them.....but I still asked someone to come with me to my car when I left...
I just got this new recording program, so I'm going to start recording a few songs and hopefully I should have a few songs before 2008. That includes the time with the learning curve for the program. Hope you like it when I'm done. I'm going for something sort of....out of the ordinary.
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