stonedhippos

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last online: May 24, 2013

registered September 13, 2011

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Gear info
stonedhippos has 3 pieces of equipment:

Yamaha: Acoustic

Line 6: Spider 4 15w

Squier: Bullet Strat w/ humbuckers

Interests
Favorite bands :
Megadeth, Metallica, Slayer, All That Remains, Dethklok, System of a Down, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, Chickenfoot, Tenacious D, Lamb of God, Dimmu Borgir, Wintersun, Dark Fortress, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, Amon Amarth, Behemoth, but there are too many for me to name all of them.
Favorite guitarists :
Dave Mustaine, Chris Broderick, Stanley Jordan, James Hetfield, Marty Friedman, Joe Satriani, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Skwisgaar Skwigelf (Brendon Small), Yngwie Malmsteen, John Petrucci, Jari M�enp��, Alexi Laiho, and many more.
Favorite bassists :
lol
Favorite tv :
Black Dynamite, Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Metalocalypse, Chapelle's Show, South Park, Walking Dead, Archer, Trailer Park Boys, American Horror Story, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and Workaholics. I hate everything else.
About stonedhippos
I don't know why anyone would bother reading this stuff but whatever.


I'm a skinny, tall black guy from Canada. I do covers and improvisation when I get bored. I started guitar back in 2006 and kept doing it since. I play for way too long (4-5 hours normally, 9-10 hours occasionally) so I have a pretty dry social life. I still play with terrible gear, so I don't record many of my covers.

Here are some of my covers if you really care, though you probably don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0hVdEPq3t8&feature =plcp

Here is a guitar jack off built around a couple of riffs I made.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh91T1yK4Fo

Oh, and I also hate sports, the majority of people who play them, and the majority of people who watch them.

Now go kill yourself with a chainsaw to your genitalia, or else I will rip your intestines out and jump rope with them. Then I'll sell your organs on the black market and eat whatever is left of your cadaver.
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