Those of you who care probably have noticed I haven't been around on UG too much since the Masturbation thread got closed. Well I've found a lot of things that better occupy my time than the Pit, so you probably won't see me around too much more. I'll still post from time to time, and if you really want to talk to me, you can do so on myspace/facebook/msn messenger like some of you already do. For myspace or facebook, just search my real name "Nathan Stander" and my msn messenger is firstname.lastname@example.org. Peace out bros!
FYI, Cal's username here is Nebraskan, Tyler's is Schmyler_Talley, and Davis's is oscarmayer. Pascal is a German Foreign Exchange student.
Well Saturday night, me, Davis , Cal, Tyler, and Pascal decide to venture into the lands of Lincoln in search of tacos (Taco Bell tacos of course.) Pascal had a hard time communicating with the retarded black chick who works there which was somewhat hilarious. When the manager with all the huge fucking moles gave us our food, Cal said "Holy Moley" which is funny cuz of her moles. Pascal farted a mighty German fart, and several people in the store heard it including a pair of Gangstaz, but they laughed so we didn't get shot. After leaving the building of the Bell of Tacos, Cal decided he would get an apple empanada from the drive thru. He was going to order 4 of them (I think) cuz other people wanted them too. While trying to order Pascal screamed very loudly "Four Goddammit!!!" several times. The manager with all the moles ended up telling us that she was going to deny us service for cussing and screaming. The only thing to do was to head across town to another taco bell. We got our food at this one. We then went to Wal-Mart and played with some fart puddy stuff (I ended up buying some) and Pascal played with the slinky and laughed very loudly and like a retard to be funny. Needless to say, it was fucking hilarious. After leaving Wal-Mart I got shotgun which was pretty much awesome. We then cruised around downtown and a black Gangster started screaming and acting crazy when we drove by blaring metal, however he did it in a good way which is weird since he was a Gangsta. There were many attractive young ladies walking around in hot costumes since it's October. Being the horny teenagers we are, we decided to walk around and observe them and see if maybe, just maybe, we could get something more out of it (like maybe seeing some boobs). We were unsuccesful. Then, as we were on our way out of Lincoln, Pascal mooned a vehicle driving parallel to us, and the girl driving flashed us. I was the only one who saw it at first, so Pascal had to do it again so she would show us again. They were nice tits, but the girl seemed a little bit chunky. Oh well they looked nice. She probably flashed us 4 times and even grabbed at her friend's chest in attempt to get her to join in the flashing. We then went home and I watched The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning which actually surprised me because I was expecting a shitty attempt at a horror movie, but it was pretty decent. Naturally, I finished my night off with a wank.
P.S. I bet Mr. Shrader (English teacher) would have a heart attack if he read this, because I noticed many grammatical errors I made and don't feel like fixing.
P.S.Again-Uh...I bet this blog makes me seem like a pathetic teenager who is in dire need of a life. Maybe someday I'll get one. Please tell me what you thought was the most pathetic part of the story.