So many of you have probably played Vice City, and there is the asset known as Kaufman Cabs. The mission Carmageddon (or something like that) is pissin' me off like it's nobody's business. Usually I don't suck at this game, but never in the history of the world has there been a taxi deathmatch. Oh I'm kickin' some taxi ass, racing through my little 30 foot radius of road in the back of an airport for a minute. Then, captain dick bag himself comes out in a damn zebra cab. Zebra. Fucking. Cab. My car is about to blow up then this mofo comes up and hits me. It is now on fire and I'm screwed so I decide to jump out and haul ass. I get far enough and take out my rocket launcher I found conveniently placed in a swimming pool behind the airport. This confused me, but whatever. I'm far enough away so the blast wont hurt me, but I can't fire the rocket. This little shit is hurling at me faster than a little kid running from his creepy uncle. It turns out the real world dislikes my advancement in this taxi deathmatch and decides to unplug my mouse. The car hit me, I died on impact.
Just to show what I listen to, I've decided to list every album I own on here. Sadly, I was not able to get some CDs by certain bands due to being sold out at the local record store. I'll include DVDs for the hell of it. And no, I'm not shamed of enjoying and owning all of Green Day's albums.
Alice in Chains- Facelift Alice in Chains- Dirt Alice in Chains- Music Bank: The Videos Audioslave- Out of Exile Faith No More- Angel Dust Faith No More- This is It: The Best of Faith No More Green Day- 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours Green Day- Kerplunk Green Day- Dookie Green Day- Insomniac Green Day- Nimrod Green Day- Warning Green Day- Internation Superhits Green Day- Shenanigans Green Day- American Idiot Green Day- Bullet in a Bible Megadeth- Rust in Piece Melvins- Hostile Ambient Takeover Melvins- Houdini Melvins- Mangled Demos from 1983 Melvins- (A) Senile Animal Melvins- Stoner Witch Millencolin- Life on a Plate Mr. Bungle- Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle- Disco Volante Mr. Bungle- California Nirvana- Bleach Nirvana- From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah Nirvana- In Utero Nirvana- Incesticide Nirvana- Nevermind Nirvana- Outcesticide IV Nirvana- Positive Creeps Nirvana- Roma Nirvana- With the Lights Out DVD Nirvana- Live! Tonight! Sold Out! DVD Nirvana- Unplugged in New York DVD The Offspring- Ixnay on the Hombre The Offspring- Americana The Offspring- Smash The Offspring- Complete Video Collection Pearl Jam- Binaural
Pearl Jam- Given to Fly Pearl Jam- Live: 15/06/2000 Pearl Jam- Live at the Garden DVD Pearl Jam- Live at the Gorge 05/06 Pearl Jam- No Code Pearl Jam- Not For You Pearl Jam- Riot Act Pearl Jam- Vitalogy Pearl Jam- Vs. Pearl Jam- Wishlist Pearl Jam- Single VIdeo Theory DVD Pearl Jam- Ten Pearl Jam- Touring Band 2000 DVD Pearl Jam- Yield
Pink Floyd- Animals
Pink Floyd- Dark Side of the Moon Queens of the Stone Age- R Queens of the Stone Age- Songs for the Deaf Queens of the Stone Age- Lullabies to Paralyze(with bonus DVD) Queens of the Stone Age- Era Vulgaris Smashing Pumpkins- Siamese Dream Smashing Pumpkins- Zeitgeist Soundgarden- Alive in the Superunknown Soundgarden- A-Sides Soundgarden- Badmotorfinger Soundgarden- Down on the Upside Soundgarden- Fell On Black Days (Germany #1) Soundgarden- Louder Than Love Soundgarden- Screaming Life/Fopp Soundgarden- Songs from the Superunknown Soundgarden- Superunknown Soundgarden- A Thousand Years Wide(B-sides/rarities, not official) Stone Temple Pilots- Core Stone Temple Pilots- Purple Stone Temple Pilots- Tiny Music... Songs from the Vatican Giftshop Stone Temple Pilots- No. 4
Stone Temple Pilots- Shangri- La Dee Da