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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hi everyone!

Current mood: bouncy

So, I haven't posted a blog in forever, and that's what I'm doing now. Just been busy with life and such. I'm still very much involvd with the band and we're still going strong. Other than that, I'm just schoolin'.

But anyways, for those who are interested, I just posted 3 videos of my band playing in a packed house. Enjoy them and i'd like feedback

7:29 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos

Monday, June 02, 2008

2nd show

Current mood: accomplished

was yesterday June 1st...and it was amazing!!!!!

the venue was really small (3 person stage, we are 5) and compared to our first show the PA system equipment was HORRIBLE.

past al of that...we had alot more chemistry, everything clicked, and the people watching that we didnt know cheered more than the people we knew....which i thought was kind of interesting....i personally rocked out the show and laid some massive riffs of doom (those of which i never thought of nor practiced prior) and that is that. That is half of the good news

2nd half of the good news is that we had two dudes come up to our keyboardist and give his booking card to us. We went on their myspace to find out they are not just a booking company but also a band, and get this..the bassist of that band is Shavo Odadjian (soad)'s little brother!!!!!

awesome stuff rihgt there lol

plus i had alot of people come up to me and congratulate for a great show

thanks for reading! as soon as the videos are up i will edit this blog

8:16 am - 0 comments - 0 Kudos

Sunday, March 23, 2008

LOL at FOTB #2

Current mood: bouncy

so heres the second hiarious thing i saw

so heres a guy that posted

title: "just cuz we are banned doesnt mean we cant have fun, lets talk with the title"

so then in the post he says: "everytime you want to answer you just maKE another thread and talk with the title

ill start

who is your fav guitarist?"

i was tempted to but obviously..id get perma banned or something

anyways..he got shushed lol

10:40 am - 4 comments - 6 Kudos

Sunday, March 16, 2008

lol @FOTB

Current mood: amused

ok so ive read alot of hilarious stuff in there so far..check this idiot out

first he says:
i dont know what i did. at all. no emails sent to me. nothing. you guys are a bunch of silly goose eggs

then he makes a new thread and says:
**** you for banning me. i didnt even do anything. this is the first time im posting anything worthy of a ban. go **** yourselves in your juicy asses. **** your fathers in the back of your station wagon. your sisters period is fun to play in. id **** your 3 year old brother if you put a popscicle in his ass. i want to jizz inbetween your toes and have an antelope lick it out. see if i care if the walrus runs a muck in the nursery home. **** your pack of twizlers and your twix candy bars. im gonna scalp your mother and put my dick in the wet orgasmic spot in between her skull and blood covered head

what an idiot

there are ups and downs to the fotb.....mostly down though

5:14 pm - 3 comments - 4 Kudos

Saturday, March 08, 2008

frankenstein school project!

Current mood: accomplished

woot so this is a song that i composed(entirely) for a school project i had to do on frankenstein

the lyrics are from the book chapters 9 and 10

few mistakes but overally great

im playing bass..i got my drummer on the drums and 2 other people (in the group) that play guitar

NJOY

i feel very accomplished

2:54 pm - 2 comments - 4 Kudos

Monday, February 25, 2008

try not to cry....

Current mood: complacent

but my mic broke (must have been my basses awesomeness

)

and i want be recording new licks anytime soon(such a shame i had so many ideas that have to go on guitar pro or cakewalk

)

but dont worry ill get another soon

these are my favorite

2:25 pm - 2 comments - 2 Kudos

Thursday, November 22, 2007

arguably the best lyrics ever! ænema!!!

Current mood: crazy

lol i love this

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless f*cking hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any f*cking time. Any f*cking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

F*ck L Ron Hubbard and
F*ck all his clones.
F*ck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

F*ck retro anything.
F*ck your tattoos.
F*ck all you junkies and
F*ck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

F*ck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
F*ck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

1:04 pm - 4 comments - 9 Kudos

Thursday, November 22, 2007

some of my favorite pictures!! lol

Current mood: amused

to tell you the truth i got most of these from UG!!!!!

just click the links!

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last but not least!
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12:49 pm - 4 comments - 8 Kudos

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

goodbye common sense

Current mood: accomplished

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student, but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

~~ Author Unknown ~~

8:19 am - 1 comments - 2 Kudos