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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Its Christmas!!

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Its Christmas!!

Crank the rebellious ass to start firing the engines of the pitox out of the office of the eel who was the boss of the starfish in the oceanic current...All of a sudden a deer cried to Santa Claus,"Get me a gun!!"..Santa said that the gifts were valid only for christmas...The deer suddenly dressed up like Max Payne but Claus told the deer not to play the fool with him..But the deer dint listen to him and ran away...Suddenly it came back and ran away again! A storm approaching on the west side of Santa Clause told him to give way cos its wife was pregnant and needed to call an ambulance..Hearing this, Santa said,"Dinner is served"..Immediately a lion brought a table for two and the storm and Santa dined all night over the candlelight...Suddenly Santa handcuffed the storm like i just dont care..Santa lined the ass of the storm which was well known as Jackass, with diamonds and rubies and sent it to jail..The snow capped coobs of the Chrismas trees were jiggling with joy bacause a rodent eating ant-eater agreed to marry it for christmas..Suddenly the anteater dies and the boobs cried tears of milk..It was November and Santa had to buy gifts for all the asses who had e-mailed him...The gifts included cattle for a farmer, forests for the woodcutter, a candy factory for a 5-yr old child in scotland, slippers for annie's dog, wipers for the chainsaw's asscheeks, batteries for grandma's boobs, water for the dry oasis-like asshole, a babysitter for the boobs and a tame elephant to do homework for lazy John..As the Santa was goin house to house throwing gifts into the chimneys, one chimney broke and fell on the gift's head...Seeing this, all the children of ithe town started to cry...Santa punished each of their asses with jackhamer and told them to shut up before their parents eyeassholes open..He sealed all their gaping mouths with the shit created by his sleigh and after that he threw away the reigndeers and gallopped off with cheetah's pulling it..Thus came to be known the "Ripoff the Red Ass Reigndear"..
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