In the wild jungles of Africa,there lived a pitax of high quality..It
was worshipped by all the animals within a distance of 1cm around
it..Each animal taught their babies that the pitox was a holy
shit..Instantly a bear gave birth and told its kittens that the pitax
was a holy boob..The kittens rushed to the spot and started suckling on
the helpless pitax..Since the pitax dint yield any milk, the kittens
went and taught their mom that the pitax was just a holy useless
hemisphere..The beavers used the pitox as a dining table for
years..Seeing this, their ancestors also started using it..Suddenly the
pitax gave birth to a fart and named it Frankfart..Frankfart was a big
pest everyone cos no wind came to take him away..The animals performed
wind dances and even sacrificed their shit to the wind gods to make the
wind come to their area but all Africa got wind except this
area..Everytime Frankfart went to any animals house to ask for food,
they shut the door and put on the air-conditioner..One of the
airconditioners even died of overload..One day, a see-saw came to visit
the jungle and he metl Frankfart..They became frends and
wen the Frankfart was playing with the boobs of the elephant on the
see-saw, the elephant came and jumped onto the see-saw cos it wanted to
play too..In the impact, frankfart who was on the other side, was blown
into space..Infact even the shanghai film crew shot the fart with their
infrared camera..Thunder bellowed and lighning flew because the
atmosphere coulnt bear the fart...Rain fell on the pitax which
triggered it to get up..Wen it got up, all were amazed to see that it
was actually the pitox of an ape man carrying an axe..His job of
looking after the frankfart was done and he left the area..The animals
praised the elephant for getting rid of frankfart and gifted it with a
grain of rice..Eating this made the elepant fart a big fart,named
Elefart, which tortured the animals for many more years to come...
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