Colours blur
Sounds come alive.
Portions of intellect merge.
Answers become questions.
Dreams turn into tangible matter.
Reaching out to be touched........
Understanding takes flight
Fetters break and egos collide.
Heaven crumbles into hell.
Silence echoes.
Heads turn with the face of the clock.
Coming to terms with your fragility.
The first step to embracing your divinity.
The lines intertwine into a tree of senses.
Emotions branch out and kiss the centre.
Science becomes spirituality.
The mind speaks.
Words listen.
The final realisation seeps in.
Pain is an illusion.
Crank the rebellious ass to start firing the engines of the pitox out
of the office of the eel who was the boss of the starfish in the
oceanic current...All of a sudden a deer cried to Santa Claus,"Get me a
gun!!"..Santa said that the gifts were valid only for christmas...The
deer suddenly dressed up like Max Payne but Claus told the deer not to
play the fool with him..But the deer dint listen to him and ran
away...Suddenly it came back and ran away again! A storm approaching on
the west side of Santa Clause told him to give way cos its wife was
pregnant and needed to call an ambulance..Hearing this, Santa
said,"Dinner is served"..Immediately a lion brought a table for two and
the storm and Santa dined all night over the candlelight...Suddenly
Santa handcuffed the storm like i just dont care..Santa lined the ass
of the storm which was well known as Jackass, with diamonds and rubies
and sent it to jail..The snow capped coobs of the Chrismas trees were
jiggling with joy bacause a rodent eating ant-eater agreed to marry it
for christmas..Suddenly the anteater dies and the boobs cried tears of
milk..It was November and Santa had to buy gifts for all the asses who
had e-mailed him...The gifts included cattle for a farmer, forests for
the woodcutter, a candy factory for a 5-yr old child in scotland,
slippers for annie's dog, wipers for the chainsaw's asscheeks,
batteries for grandma's boobs, water for the dry oasis-like asshole, a
babysitter for the boobs and a tame elephant to do homework for lazy
John..As the Santa was goin house to house throwing gifts into the
chimneys, one chimney broke and fell on the gift's head...Seeing this,
all the children of ithe town started to cry...Santa punished each of
their asses with jackhamer and told them to shut up before their
parents eyeassholes open..He sealed all their gaping mouths with the
shit created by his sleigh and after that he threw away the reigndeers
and gallopped off with cheetah's pulling it..Thus came to be known the
"Ripoff the Red Ass Reigndear"..
In the wild jungles of Africa,there lived a pitax of high quality..It
was worshipped by all the animals within a distance of 1cm around
it..Each animal taught their babies that the pitox was a holy
shit..Instantly a bear gave birth and told its kittens that the pitax
was a holy boob..The kittens rushed to the spot and started suckling on
the helpless pitax..Since the pitax dint yield any milk, the kittens
went and taught their mom that the pitax was just a holy useless
hemisphere..The beavers used the pitox as a dining table for
years..Seeing this, their ancestors also started using it..Suddenly the
pitax gave birth to a fart and named it Frankfart..Frankfart was a big
pest everyone cos no wind came to take him away..The animals performed
wind dances and even sacrificed their shit to the wind gods to make the
wind come to their area but all Africa got wind except this
area..Everytime Frankfart went to any animals house to ask for food,
they shut the door and put on the air-conditioner..One of the
airconditioners even died of overload..One day, a see-saw came to visit
the jungle and he metl Frankfart..They became frends and
wen the Frankfart was playing with the boobs of the elephant on the
see-saw, the elephant came and jumped onto the see-saw cos it wanted to
play too..In the impact, frankfart who was on the other side, was blown
into space..Infact even the shanghai film crew shot the fart with their
infrared camera..Thunder bellowed and lighning flew because the
atmosphere coulnt bear the fart...Rain fell on the pitax which
triggered it to get up..Wen it got up, all were amazed to see that it
was actually the pitox of an ape man carrying an axe..His job of
looking after the frankfart was done and he left the area..The animals
praised the elephant for getting rid of frankfart and gifted it with a
grain of rice..Eating this made the elepant fart a big fart,named
Elefart, which tortured the animals for many more years to come...
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