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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

I am banned, yes.

Why am I banned you may ask?


Well, it's a very hard time in my life right now. Grandmother, loss of girlfriend, working towards a future, getting in shape, basically turning my life around. The temptation of going on UG is painful, I hated it...Every time I clicked on "New Posts" I felt a little empty inside, granted, that was from a variety of things...and the whole together, just was NASTY.

So, yes, PM me or go ahead and talk to me on msn if you ever want to talk about man on man action. :wavey:

I will be on from time to time...I might be back eventually, depending on how things go.
9:26 pm - 2 comments - 0 Kudos
Saturday, February 14, 2009

Ugh, it's here again.

Current mood: relaxed

So, in approximately 2 hours, it will be the dreaded Valentine's Day.

Now, you may wonder why I waste my time, posting a blog, when instead I could get be getting some sweet, sweet ass. Well, the problem is. I have no ass to get, other than mine. So, I will light some candles, throw on some Nile, and wank until the ass comes home.

I am a lonely shmuck, if past experiences have taught me anything...it's to never give up on love. I know it's extremely contradictory to what i've said in the past to a chosen few...but, to be honest, love is the reason to live.

Without it, we are nothing more than an object. If you've read Tuesdays With Morrie, you'll know what i'm speaking of.

I know how cheesy it sounds, but really, it is the sole purpose as to why we live.

R.I.P. Morrie

He didn't die today...but, I see no reason not to share his wisdom, if you read the book, you'll see the point in living. It's hard to get past all the needs and wants of the human life, but love will always be there.

So, go find your love and love away, all the people that have found love, and lost will continue to loathe Valentine's day.

Seacrest, out.
3:12 am - 1 comments - 0 Kudos
Monday, July 21, 2008

Banned : The story of Jon K

Current mood: Meh.

It started out a nice peaceful day. The wind was blowing, I was playing Diablo 2, I saw a cat.

I thought to myself, "god damn, this is bliss" So, I shut down D2, headed over to youtube and put on some Tupac. I said to myself, "Maybe i'll listen to something else", So, I overuse puncuation. Also, and then, again, once again, I change my music. To what..I don't exactly remember..(I remember to myself listened to Death)


Just as I went to get my oatmeal and pizza pop's..I hear a noise.

Was it msn? No.
Was it my music? Probably.
Will I ever know? No.

Suffice to say...It drew me back to the computer. I was compelled, almost possessed to go...I went back on the computer, leaving my oatmeal and pizza pop's to cool down ( they were too hot for my tastes), clicked as fast I could over to Ultimate-guitar. I knew something was about to go down.

You know how I knew? The wind quit blowing, the cat was gone, and my food was now cold.

On Ultimate-guitar, I see a trolling thread known as "Dongbag darrell". I march into this thread to lay out the whoopings. Oh, and how I layed them out...Indeed it was one troll by the name of..Well, I can't remember his name, so I call him troll. (kliides perhaps?)

Anyways, he immediately recognizes me and gives me a cold dead stare. Almost as if he knew I wasn't there. He must've looked gay, I couldn't really see him. He knows me from other threads he's made where I have insulted him.

So, yes onto the battle. One moment, i'm making oatmeal.


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Ok, i'm back. Anyways, I call forth the power of my wisdom, and incite a magic incantation known as a dis. He falls in slow mo(jus b cuz its kool liek dat), I rush to hit him again...But.he gets up and hits me with a "haha,your gay", I see comrades coming to my side, trying to aid me. They're attempts are foiled at the troll's enrage technique. The battle rages on! 

The troll is following through with insulting Dimebag Darrell (well duh) and proceeds to feed off the flesh of innocent metal forumers. I couldn't believe my eyes, so in one final attempt, me and byakuka (sp?), start up a boring conversation inside of the thread. Dangerous I know...On one hand, the troll would stay, on the other..We would have to sacrifice our lives. So, we sacrificed our lives for the good of UG. Then I ate ice cream.

So, i'm banned now. 30 days is all. But, just remember. I did it for all of you.
4:28 pm - 4 comments - 8 Kudos

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