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registered December 07, 2007

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Gender : Male

Birthday : September 14, 1985

Occupation : IT Goon

Location : Leeds, United Kingdom

Smoker : Yes

Drinker : Yes

Forum posts: 5,791 (1.46 per day)

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Gear info
saphrax has 4 pieces of equipment:

Ibanez: RG 321MH

Marshall: G30CD R

Jim Dunlop: Crybaby CGB95

Digitech: Death Metal Distortion

Favorite bands :
I'm a bit of an eclectic as far as music goes these days. Always have the right music for the right time! Lsten to rock, chillout, metal, jazz, lounge, hardhouse, drum and bass and 'other' music.
Favorite guitarists :
Metal: Alexi Leiho and James Hetfield Not metal: Santana and Tom Morello
Favorite books :
Terry Pratchett, Bill Bryson, Tom Clancey, Dan Brown, Robert Ludlum, Thomas Harris, Dean Koontz, John Grisham, Arthur Hailey, Joseph Flynn, Bill Bryson, Larry Bond, Arthur Golden, Ian Rankin, Michael Crichton and Mick Foley's Autobiography!
Favorite tv :
Spaced, Green Wing, Scrubs, Black Books, MOTD, Hustle, Peep Show, Terry Pratchett specials: The Hogfather and The Colour of Magic, Metalocalypse and Heroes.
Favorite movies :
Blade, Saw I II and III, Silence of the Lambs, Scarface, Ice Age, Shrek, Cradle of Fear, Sin City, Kill Bill, 007; Casino Royal, Trainspotting, Layer Cake, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Football Factory, Snatch, Human Traffic, Pulp Fiction, Sum of all Fears, Blood Diamond.
saphrax is a member of the following bands:
The Overdriven


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About saphrax
In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide it's strength."

And the Directors then went onto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company; with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

This is How Shit Happens.
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