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Friday, July 10, 2009

{Something Different, Please Feel Free to Enjoy}

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You'll notice the change in the title, different brackets, different content. For the first time, I've decided to make a blog not musically linked.
You know, to hold things over. I know I haven't written much lately, because lately, I've had issues translating my own personal feelings into words.  It's odd. But I will soon, I promise
This isn't something I myself wrote, but I felt like sharing it. I feel like the people that enjoyed
[The Beatles Were Right] will also enjoy this.

Without further ado...
How to Install LOVE

Tech Support: Hello … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install
Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you
located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge
and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will
eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called HighSelf-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge andResentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error - Program not run on external components.” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure
to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you.



1:29 am - 11 comments - 11 Kudos - Report!
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Våd Hamster wrote on Jul 10th, 2009 2:17am

Glad to see some new stuff up :cheers: Always a worthy read

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Sheepdragon wrote on Aug 27th, 2009 12:14pm

Nicely written, but I can promise you, the job of a Tech Supporter is NEVER that easy...

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sadSTATUEa wrote on Aug 27th, 2009 7:41pm

I figure not, I mean, customers are never that cooperative in the first place.

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DosMos wrote on Jan 17th, 2010 8:32am

That was a good read

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Laces Out Danny wrote on Jan 21st, 2010 7:31pm

This made me smile :):cry:

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technicolour wrote on Jan 28th, 2010 4:45am

clever

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FattMikE wrote on Feb 12th, 2010 6:31am

really interesting read....although I agree I was in tech support for att and you hear some of the dumbest shit seriously...I lost hope in humanity while working there

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salmon philippe wrote on Feb 22nd, 2010 7:21am

There is nothing you can do that can't be done...
love is all you need

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sexxyemopunk13 wrote on Mar 19th, 2010 3:53am

wow. thats all i can say. just wow :)

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3 days grace14 wrote on Mar 31st, 2010 6:08am

if only lol

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mryansisland wrote on May 18th, 2010 2:47am

Thats cool, enjoyed your writing, I throw out smiles or hello's when I walk and hopefully get one back, so hard to make eye contact these days. peace and good things too you

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