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Sunday, March 02, 2008

Let me be serious for a minute.

Current mood: calm

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Comments: 9
I've recently realised, and been slightly disheartened, by the fact that most of UG think I'm a:
 
1. bitch
2. cunt
3. retard
4. all of the above.
 
And during a skype conversation with some UGers last night, I noticed that most of them don't like me either.
 
The thing people don't seem to understand is that most of the things I say in the pit are under the umbrella of me acting like an idiot, because this is an internet forum and it's not to be taken seriously.
 
If you met me in real life, you'd probably find that John Pearson is not rabidguitarist. You'd notice that I'm a bit fatter, a bit uglier, less confident, more selfconcious, and a lot quieter than you expected.
 
But don't worry- I'm not going to change. You'll still have your retarded bisexual gothic bitchy conform-to-unconform cunt to laugh at when he's not around.
1:52 am - 9 comments - 4 Kudos - Report!
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RandaManda wrote on Mar 2nd, 2008 2:48pm

dude.. dont change. if you change your gay. :D

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aig91 wrote on Mar 2nd, 2008 6:22pm

Glad to hear you're not going to change. I'd be disappointed if you did :sad:

And by the way, I don't think you are any of the things on that list.

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Tom_hatton wrote on Mar 3rd, 2008 9:33am

Meh, I think you're pretty cool for the most part. I'm not going to lie, sometimes I think you CAN be a bit of an ass. But like you said, it is an internet forum, so everyone is at some point or another.

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[[It's Alex]] wrote on Mar 4th, 2008 8:18am

Nooo not true.

And /omg/ you so aren't fat >.>

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Chris.Rock.Art wrote on Mar 6th, 2008 5:22pm

I love you the way you are. You're a nice person and UG wouldn't be the same without you.

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kikaykitko wrote on Mar 6th, 2008 5:37pm

It's the Pit, people are too preoccupied with sex to recognize wit when they read it. Even if this was a serious thing, you'd still be pretty cool.

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t3gan wrote on Mar 7th, 2008 12:50am

You're honestly one of my all-time favorite UGer's.

+1 to Chris.Rock.Art

& regardless of how you see yourself, I would really enjoy meeting the insecure, selfconcious you. Plz.

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SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Mar 8th, 2008 8:21pm

Hey you fat, bitch, cunt, retard. I like you just fine, the way you are.
Just reign yourself in, when necessary, to prevent warnings/bannings. :)

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_deeperthewound wrote on May 27th, 2008 6:59am

I think the problem is that most of the Pit don't appreciate humour that doesn't involve bodily functions...

I don't know you that well, but I've always found your posts interesting or funny. And you're one of the few genuinely nice people I've met on here. So, fuck 'em!

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