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supralightning (2)
Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Next time ur in a lift...

Current mood: bored... sumeone talk 2 me

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Next time ur in a lift...
 
1)Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

2)Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment

3)Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

4)Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

5)Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

6)When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

7)Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

8) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,all of you, just shut up!"

9)Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"

10)Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

11)Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

12) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.

13) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

14) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

15) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
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supralightning wrote on Jun 3rd, 2009 5:56pm

#8, #12, and #13 would be funny as hell to try.

in fact I just might

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porcupine31a wrote on Jun 4th, 2009 10:02pm

supralightning wrote on Jun 3rd, 2009 at 4:56pm :


#8, #12, and #13 would be funny as hell to try.

in fact I just might


lol well if it all goes well tell me lol :D

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