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HATE:
1. Feeling helpless (like when I heard 2 dogs fighting down the street, but I couldn't do anything about it). 2. Andrew. 3. Niko. 4. Rian. 5. People who think they're gangster, but I know that if they walked into Compton they'd get shot so fast they wouldn't even get to say "Wassup wit it ma niggaz?". 6. People who think they're skaters, when they're really not. 7. Being alone. 8. When a girl says, "I'll call you back", and she never does. 9. Dogfighting. 10. Rap that is really dirty. So yeah, most rap
11. People who've heard "Stairway to Heaven" and think they're hardcore Zeppelin fans. 12. The way certain girls are so goddamn complicated. 13. People who talk shit behind other's backs. 14. People who pretend to be stoners. 15. Hardcore porn (the most disgusting shit I've ever seen, especially teh butt secks. That's an out-hole, not an in-hole!). 16. 2 Girls 1 Cup 17. Shitty music (which is most stuff nowadays). 18. People who are overly gay... please shut the fuck up now Chris Crocker. 19. All homework. 20. People who lie. 21. People who think they're better than you when they're really insecure little shithead fucks who can't do a thing to back up the shit they talk about you. 22. Bugs. I really have deep hatred for spiders, and all other bugs. I have a dead bug collection in my closet from when I was like 8 that scares the shit out of me.
23. Bands that get classified as mathcore just because they use weird chords and maybe play in 5/4 time for like one measure of a song. Try playing 13/8 for an entire 7 minute song, bitches!
24. The word faggot. Except for when I use it
25. Chris Crocker and Jeffree Star.
26. School. If I had one wish in this world, it would be for no school anymore.
27. Excessive swearing. Except for when I'm in a shitty mood, then bring it on Corey Taylor
28. Getting picked on. It happens to me occasionally, most of the time by three guys at my school who really have it out for me for some reason.
29. Looking stupid, especially in front of my friends or family.
30. Getting yelled at.
LOVE:
1. Family.
2. Friends (that are true, and won't turn on you).
3. Music.
4. Playing guitar.
5. Star Wars .
6. Dane Cook.
7. Dream Theater.
8. Buckethead.
9. Ice-cream.
10. Between the Buried and Me.
11. Tool (the band!).
12. Slipknot (all 9 members!).
13. Lord of the Rings .
14. The word "fuck".
15. The word "gaylord" (I'm not a homophobe, I just love this word).
16. The phrase "fuck you, gaylord". You can't top it.
17. Pizza.
18. Burgers.
19. Fries.
20. Legos .
21. Staying up late.
22. Wikipedia .
23. Weekends, breaks are even better.
24. Playing video games.
25. Recording music (but it's also really stressful).
26. Detuning my guitars.
27. Playing in a weird time signature.
28. Finding something I couldn't find for hella long.
29. Discovering a new band.
30. Hockey!
31. Making that one really pretty girl in my class laugh. It's just so satisfying
32. Watching movies.
33. Feeling completely satisfied with everything. This doesn't happen very often (mostly during the summer), but when it does, it's better than anything
34. Listening to music that brings backs some serious memories (like the band Yes for example).
35. Learning a song that is technically challenging, but once you get it down, it sounds great (this would have to be one of the countless Dream Theater songs I've learned).
36. Pinch-harmonics. I do one, just one every morning to determine my day. If it sounds like the one done by Michael Romeo in "Evolution (The Grand Design)" by Symphony X, it's gonna be a good day! If it sounds like a dying possum, it's gonna be a shitty day
22. Bugs. I really have deep hatred for spiders, and all other bugs. I have a dead bug collection in my closet from when I was like 8 that scares the shit out of me.