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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Weird Phone Call I Got The Other Day

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I was spending the night at my friend's house the other day, when at about 11:45 PM my phone rang. I answered it, and said "Hello?" The person's response was: "Hello!" I kind of looked at my cell phone, then said "Who is this?" The answer was, "Your neighbor!" Ok, first of all, none of my neighbors know my cell phone number, and none of them have this guy's particular voice. So I say, "What's your name?" The person responded with: "...your neighbor!" I say: "Yeah? Which one, asshole?" He hangs up.

Around 11:55, he calls again. This time, things got really fuckin' weird. We go through the same "Who are you, what's your name" routine, and he only responds with "Your neighbor!" But then, when I ask him what street he lives on, he says to me: "You stole my newspaper man! I don't know what the fuck you're thinking of, but I've had enough! Every day you take my newspapers before I can get them!" There's a long pause, then I say to him: "Alright, listen up, gaylord: I don't steal people's fuckin' newspapers! I've never stolen someone's newspaper in my life! Quit calling!" So he decides to respond with: "I'm coming to get you! I'm leaving right now. Leave your door unlocked kid, I'm gonna get you!" So I just say: "Bullshit, asshole!" He hangs up.

About 5 minutes later, he attempted calling again. I picked it up, but there was no answer. The guy never came to my friend's house to "get me". He hasn't called me since.

2:12 pm - 9 comments - 17 Kudos - Report!

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aig91 wrote on Feb 28th, 2008 3:33am

Geez that is weird. He sounds like a moron who doesn't know how to prank call people. Hmmm, if he calls again maybe you should turn the call around on him. That's always fun, hehehe.

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dio_dude wrote on Mar 2nd, 2008 9:45pm

well, he has a right to be angry, you stole his daily corrupted journalism source lol

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[P|E|R|S|O|N] wrote on Mar 6th, 2008 3:43pm

kudos for calling him a gaylord.

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vigenharutyunya wrote on Mar 12th, 2008 10:52pm

Hell mayb he gt wrong numer calling???

Or may b he's a maniac???
Or may b ZOMBIE

Hell They're alive They're alive They're alive

aaahhh he will get... i'm sure .. Zombies always get their targets...

Ok now just play guitar... practice man!! practice till he'll come for you
couse when he'll be there you won't get any time to play anymore

*stands up from in front of the PC and runs out from the room screamin and crying with hands up on the head*

A aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh :eek

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Alex Zyka wrote on Mar 21st, 2008 1:04am

Nice matrix fond. He probably was some random jerk calling random people to pass his time. I lol'd at the gaylord, haha!

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|Guitarhead| wrote on Mar 23rd, 2008 8:02pm

Yeah, I got that sorta thing once... This time it happened to be "I keep getting calls from your phone" He persisted, but in the end I couldn't help just speaking to him in fake german, just to really confuse him....

Lol (V's comment)

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guitarfreak6666 wrote on Mar 27th, 2008 6:01am

kudo!!! kudo!!!

OMG, this is halarios!

Nice job with the comebacks, dude!

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kool98769 wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 12:24am

You should have told him to quit kicking your dog in that case. He was probably trying to immitate that semi famous prank call thing where this dude neighbor calls and bitches about stealing his newspaper

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mindfreak0574 wrote on Apr 23rd, 2008 5:00pm

i'da been scared shitless buuut thats just meee...lol srry

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