Yesterday in geometry, I was eating Skittles (Wild Berry flavor, yum!). Then I threw a green one really hard at my teacher, Mr. Earhart. The INSTANT it hit his ass, he turns and says, "OKAY, WHO THREW THAT?! YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME?! FINE! THE CAMERAS IN THIS CLASS WILL TELL ME WHO!" Then, he bent down and picked up the Skittle, and looked around the class. In one motion, I grabbed the bag off my desk and put it in my pocket. Then Earhart went back to teaching. Later, I discovered that Earhart was lying -- he didn't have cameras installed in the room, those were smoke detectors and motion sensors for the overhead lights. He was lying to scare us, in particular me. I feel sorry for Earhart, no one likes him. I shouldn't have thrown that Skittle. And with that I learned a valuable lesson -- never to throw green Wild Berry Skittles at a 60+ year old war veteran geometry teacher, who carries a lunchbox with chickens on it around.