a lot of you people may recognize the woman named katherine heigl (aka the woman who gave up her dignity to do a sex scene with seth rogen), yet you see siena goines and you're like "wtf man!"
i'll go ahead and post a picture of this mistress goines:
that, my friend, is not a picture of katherine heigl doing an imitation of robert downey jr. in tropic thunder. that is siena goines. she looks exactly like katherine heigl. MINDFUCK!
(for those of you who haven't heard of/seen katherine heigl):
i don't know what to say, so i'll sort it out:
my fantasy
having a threesome with these two ladies would be phenomenal. it'd be like doing it with twins, except you won't feel weird with being on the borderline of incest. plus, you're getting the brown sugar, and the blonde bundt cake (wtf?). who else would you prefer having a threesome with? this shit is perfect.
my conspiracy
there's no way these can be two different people. i'm telling you, katherine heigl wears blackface circa orson-welles-in-othello-style, just so she can act in jericho. the new alias is created so abc wouldn't know about her moonlighting for cbs for some extra cash. it's plain obvious. too bad jericho was canceled (a shame), so now siena goines (ahem, katherine heigl) must find a new job to moonlight for. looks like knocked up just wasn't enough for this greedy woman.
who would i prefer? well, if these two names were actually possessed by different bodies, then i don't know what to say. normally, i prefer lighter skinned females, but according to interviews and such, heigl is a total bitch. plus, she slept with seth rogen in knocked up. seriously, who would want to even mock-sleep with this guy:
... not sure. siena goines, on the other hand, is breaking the necks of all these different people and that's just hot.
i'm just not sure where to go. these two hot ladies need to breed and create children hotter than their predecessors where they'll be used to get to men like me who use their computers to create obnoxious conspiracy theories and make fun of men who are no more talented than they are but somehow make more money.
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