Here's a list of a few things that I do all the time but I just can't help it, call them nervous compulsive disorders or whatever you like, I don't know what they're called exactly:
- I have to have my bedroom curtains closed over so tightly that nobody can see me. If I can't see out, they can't see in.
- I get dressed the exact same way every morning, my leg/arm in first, then my left. If I don't get dressed right to left I feel strange all day and have to get un-dressed and then dress myself the 'right' way.
- When I check my bank balance at the ATM I get 2 reciepts before and after I make a withdrawal, even though I know damn well that when I make my transaction the total ammount on the reciept beforehand will not be right anymore. Then I keep all 4 of them.
- I wash my hands alot, I just can't stand having dirty hands. If I touch something dirty, the next thing to touch my hands will be some type of soap. I guess that one's not too bad.
- Every single time I pick up my guitar I play the exact same riff to check if it's in tune or not, don't laugh, it's the chorus for 'One' by Metallica. I have a very good ear for pitch too, my guitar's always tuned perfectly.
- When I play golf, I can't leave the driving range afterwards until I hit the perfect shot. I'll stay there for upwards of 2 hours trying to get the perfect drive (Nice 'ping' sound, tee coming out of the ground, straight and long, etc) and if I don't, I'll be all shitty for the rest of the day.
- There's this spoon I have at home that I really like for some unknown reason, it's shape, or size or something. I have to eat everything with that one spoon. There's nothing wrong with any of the other spoons in the house, I just have to eat with that one.
- I have to wet my toothbrush before I put the toothpaste on, then wet the toothpaste before I put it in my mouth.
- If something's meant to be perfectly symmetrical, dammit, MAKE IT PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!
- I have to have every song on my computer named perfectly, and every other little bit of information entered in perfectly also. I spend hours some days making sure that it's all correctly filled out.
- Despite all these things (There are hundreds more, I'll probably even make a part 2 if you're lucky), my room's always messy. Not dirty or food scraps or anything, just paper and clothes and crap.
Damn Tony.
Jesus Christ/Lol!
I Have To Agree With The Clothes Thing, The Toothbrush Thing, The Symetrical Thing, AND I HAVE A BABY SPOON THAT NEEDS TO BE USED ALL THE TIME.
lol don't worry you're human...
i hav the compulsive toothbrush thing, the guitar riff thing (only mine's "come as you are" by nirvana lol) and the song naming / computer thing
...oh and i'm pretty much an agoraphobe thanks to these delusions i had when i was ten that ran for around about ten months...long story...don't ask lol
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