So, i've failed to post a blog saying that i've been with my girlfriend for a year.
Its been a fun ride.. Or, ya know, bad choice of words right there.
But i mean, it's really been fun, i love her to death.
Simple as that, i love her to death.
Oh, by the way... Hi Michelle!
Cause i know you'll see this eventually.
In other news, my search for a new band is coming up a bust. Some guy called me like, last week and i told him i'd call him back. Now i cant get ahold of him. So it's failing hard.
I'm now driving legally. I got my Learners Permit a few weeks ago, and my family hasnt died in a spectacular crash yet.
And last but not least, this past thursday, i had my buddy over who'd just turned 15. Kind of a party of sorts. And my girlfriend came too. So as he was about to leave, his mom and him were on the way out the door, Michelle and I (Michelle is my girlfriend) attacked him with sillystring and tossed him a can. Fun insued. As the string depleted and frittered to nothing, he turned and kind of shot some in the general direction of a passing car.
So my dad FREAKS out at him, and i go "Dad, dont be such an asshole to my friends. You're always a big fat asshole to them. Always."
Bad things happened. He took me inside the house, and chewed me out. During a pause i caught my girlfriend skittering behind him to my basement lair. After a good clean tongue-lashing, i go down to check on her. Imagine how i felt when i caught her crying on my futon. So i sit down next to her curled up mass of sexiness and i comfort her. Well, my Mom who'd been out to pickup my sisters friend from dance, who's staying with us for the next few days, comes home with Catherine (the friend).
After about 20 minutes Dad calls me up to they're room. I go, combing my hair first of course, and i recieve a lecture from my mother (mostly) about respect. So it all boils down to her saying that Michelle and I should go to the persons house right up the street and offer to wash her car. Sadly the first thought i had was of her soapy boobs squished on the windshield... So i say, defiently, "Then i will." and i stormed out of the room, down the stairs, out the door and to the rear bumper of my moms car. I sat there for maybe a minute or two and then proclaimed "Fuck me up the ass with a soldering iron!" and i went up the street.
Upon arriving, i knocked, twice. She came to the door, a mildly attractive lady in her mid 20s. She looked at me like i was crazy, and i dont blame her. I was sweaty, my hair was a mess (regardless of combing) and i dress like i do. So i said "excuse me ma'am, my friends and i were playin' with sillystring, and i think my buddy got some on you're car. im here to appologize, and to offer to clear the car." and she looks at me like i've lost it!
So i go home, and my parents are waiting in the driveway, and they give me a short lecture on responsibility, and respect. Then i was off to the basment. Michelle was asleep. Asleep! So i woke her up and kissed her, told her my story like i told you. And now im writing some more.
One last thing, i need to lose some goddamned weight.
my font is blue, because tonight was a magnificent moment in the development of my bluesyness.
i saw B.B King in concert tonight. quite simply it was kickass. the guys a fuckin god, right? besides, i hope when my 'little P O E' quits workin', ill be able to laugh about it like he did tonight.
thats kinda it, im sitting in a hotel room, listening to Social Distortion and wishing i had some food.
P O E.
P.S, to my penguin, im sorry again. ill be on my best behavior from here on out!
so yesterday was the only day me and my girlfriend could celebrate vday
so i took her to the closest city and we had some fun
we went to the mall first, hung out. we got a friend of hers a present cause her BF blew her off. caused scattered mayhem. and some emo/scene guys were hootin at her so i flipped em off
then after that my mom picked us up and dropped us at a pizza place, it'd started snowing just outside of the mall.
so by the time we were done eating the ground was pretty well covered
so we walked to a bakery to get dessert
through the snow. she was in my jacket so i was wet and cold. but happy
very happy
we get there and the women in the store are trippin on it (no one called for snow)
we grab the food and head for a book store just up the street
on the way some guy askes if he knows us and we're like 'uhm.. no?'
and so he says 'i guess you just look like kids who hang out at borders'
so im like 'wait thats where we're going now'
so we keep on a truckin it to the book store
once there we eat the pasterys and find the kama sutra to gander at
needless to say we were arroused
so anyway, then my mom calls me and says shes on her way to pick us up
and so she wants to go out into the snow again so im like 'lead on honey'
so we go out there, we're taking pics of each other in the snow
and the local news lady comes up and offers to take out pic for us
so she took out pic
and then her camera dude comes up and starts to film us!
if you wanna see the news story PM me and ask
ill decide whether or not i trust you enough to watch it (interwebz perverts and all)
then on the ride home mom had to go like 5 MPH the whole way
im here with my mom and my little sister. what a drag
so any fun stories about this here town? ive been to the watergate, some fancy resturaunt, the metro, the white house (we got run off! more on that later) and the national reserve.
now for the running off...
well as we were walking up to the front gate of the house thats white. there was a family with little kids up there. so when we start to get closer, this secret service dude comes up to them and say ssomething. we keep walking. he comes up to us and says 'im sorry Ma'am' to my mom 'but im going to have to ask you to go back. we're closing all of the gates. if you come back in an hour, you can take pictures and look around some more. if you want you can cross the water and take pictures.' so moms like 'ok, thanks for the warning' and so we walk off.
my personal thoughts are that they were either bringing someone important into or out of the big house.
i heard Bush was in kansas today?
so maybe he was coming in.
or perhaps...
maybe Dick was coming home with his latest hunting vict.. eh.. partner... yes... partner *is not staying in a hotel in the city, is staying in virginia. my name is John Meyer... mmyes....*
so me and my girlfriend being the mildly mature people we are wanna spend a weekend together.. or perhaps even just a night.. i mean its better than a few hours right?
so what we always have in mind is i go over to her place, sleep on the couch with the dogs around me, and her dads bedroom door open like three feet from me.
but my mom will not go for it no matter what. her dads even talked to her about it. and mom said soon! but noooo it always goes down the FUCKIN toilet.
and her sisters boyfriends spend the night. her parents are cool with it. mine just arent.
today was this little thing my homeschool group does they call 'teen night' and usually we go over to someones house and watch a movie.. well tonight they decided we should go to the movies in a nearby town..
so we go to the theater.. and its like aerosmith came to town it was so crowded
and all the movies were sold out
so we debated what to do and settled on the mall.. it sucked
so me and a few other ppl decided to split and go see a show with local bands (free admission ftw)
it was good.. exept this ugly chick kept hitting on me and i told her i had a girlfriend and then she tried to touch on me and stuff.. GYAH!
and this other ugly chick was flirtin with me.. and a slutty one too.. god i fuckin hate my town : \
so when it was done me and a buddy went to take his girlfriend home.. and i met her parents.. needless to say they were like 'who the fuck is /HE/?'
but yeah.. they were nice.. then i came home called Michelle and wrote this.. bed time now i think
but yesterday was pretty cool
one of my friends who id recently had a 'falling out' with was actually nice to me yesterday.. we hung out and acted like idiots.. just like old times before he became obsessed with impressing his girlfriend with college applications and acceptions
and this little 2 year old i hang with, his momma is preggers
and i spent the day.. or some of it.. with my girlfriend.. we watched this chickflick called 10 Things i Hate About You.. of course there was minimal watching of the movie but mostly because she said she lost my ring (i gave it to her) and that sucks.. kinda.. but like i said to her i still love her and i wont stop loving her cause well.. its not exactally just a ring but its nothing compared to the love it symbolized
also when we went to meet her mom so she could go home.. we ended up chasing each other around the car trying to tickle each other while we waited.. and the safty pins in the knees of my jeans came out (:O)
so yeah.. kinda boring to some of you but i had fun
ok so.. as some of you know, my little sister dances in a big production of the nutcracker every december..
well we went to krispykream to celebrate with the other dancers lastnight..
let me start at the start..
one of the little preppy girls had a scratch on her wrist, so her brother goes 'ur so emo!' and then this little asian girl goes 'yeah you emo weirdo' and i go 'whats wrong with emo?' they say 'i dont know' and i go 'my girlfriend is kinda emo..' and so they go 'oh im sorry' and they keep babbling about it
and then someone said 'what is emo anyway?' and i said 'its a sub-genre of hardcore punk from the 80s tha-' and then my sister interupted me and said 'SCHOOL MINDS DILL!' so i go 'ok who here knows what the 1980s were?' and they go 'uh, it was like a year right?' and so i say 'close enough'
then i say ' in the 1980s punk rock, also hardcore punk, was a underground music movement.. and some people put more emotion into they're music'
then one of em said 'so?' and i said 'thats emo, not fuckin fallout boy' then i got smacked for cussing
someone said 'i listen to fallout boy!' so i asked 'does that make you emo?' and i ended up getting run off by em to go sit with the moms.. then i had to tell em all about my guitar playing and my girlfriend...
but i got my birthday present from my girlfriend already.. she gave me this necklace with a dogtag style pendant that has 'Michelle loves Dillon' engraved on it
if we werent in a theater with her mother not too far off i woulda sexed her up
on a lighter note.. im exhausted and im about to go to bed, night yall
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