So first thing after waking up one morning I found the most awesome way to commit suicide. . . it's so stupid and retarded that I didn't even notice it at the time.
I got up from bed doing my usual tired stumbling and somewhat of a morning(afternoon) routine. . . I walked into the bathroom then to the toilet, where I begin the day by expelling my bladder's toxic wastes. . . even deadly wastes at this point.
As soon as I began to urinate I felt a burning sensation in my eyes and found myself troubled in breathing. Little did I know, the toilet had been cleaned with bleach and some had been left inside the bowl for further whitening.
At that moment it dawned on me. Our urine consists of ammonia for a very good reason; equalled only by the reason of why bleach makes such a good white porcelain and bathroom cleaner. To bring death to those of us who might use too much bleach and punish those of us who do not pay attention.
Darwinism could have taken me at that moment, save for the weak bleach/ strong water mixture in my toilet on that morning. As for me, any suggestions on my experience? Yes, more bleach please. . .
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