Scott's Staff. Yeah, that's the name for a Creed cover band in the making. . . and I can't forget Zombies on Ecstasy will be another awesome band name.
As for my stance on abortion, Pro-life? No. Pro-choice? No. How about Pro-chance? Try it out, grease the stairs. . .
And I still can't find Otis anywhere, it came to the point where I read about it on Wikipedia.