Dear Close Friend,
I have been made aware of certain truths that hold themselves to be self evident.
YOU ARE GOINGT TO DIE A HORRIBLE SHIT RELATED DEATH.
the light at the end of the tunnel is brown and very very near.
I hope you like the taste of your countries worst prostitutes mutilated and eaten by Grendel then shat out by Beowulf after he feasted upon the demonic beast.
If you know whats good for your race, that is the race of Pijens, I highly advise you, as your superior being self from the FUTURE to cease and desist all further actions associated with music, handling of small mammals and most importantly, breathing.
If you continue to do so the NSA has wiretapped your house and your brain and will press charges immediately and reconstitute your living space to Mercury the next closest planet to the sun.
Im sure youll find it better there, where you wont be able to masturbate after we take away your hands you sick fuck.