Dear Close Friend,
I have been made aware of certain truths that hold themselves to be self evident.
YOU ARE GOINGT TO DIE A HORRIBLE SHIT RELATED DEATH.
the light at the end of the tunnel is brown and very very near.
I hope you like the taste of your countries worst prostitutes mutilated and eaten by Grendel then shat out by Beowulf after he feasted upon the demonic beast.
If you know whats good for your race, that is the race of Pijens, I highly advise you, as your superior being self from the FUTURE to cease and desist all further actions associated with music, handling of small mammals and most importantly, breathing.
If you continue to do so the NSA has wiretapped your house and your brain and will press charges immediately and reconstitute your living space to Mercury the next closest planet to the sun.
Im sure youll find it better there, where you wont be able to masturbate after we take away your hands you sick fuck.
Have a nice day, asshole.
you dont know me yet but over the last year i have come to know you very well. you remind me of myself at a very young age. i myself often ejaculated and had desires to taste my own semen. at night i can smell the semen on your breath and on your clothes. the stains on your clothes are apparent, and many of your friends mock you for this when your back is turned. i savor the smell and taste of youthful seed, since my own semen has grown yellow and stale. i am unable to taste my own seed anymore, which is why i have chosen you.
dear friend, i have chosen to inform you of my plans in order to heighten my sexual pleasure once i take you into my own home and begin the games with you. many of my playmates do not understand why they have been chosen, but i want you to know well before so that you will understand just how helpless and alone you are.
the first of the games is easiest, and will allow us to become acquinted before you lose consciousness. during this game i will ask you a series of questions, each with increasing difficulty. for each question you answer incorrectly, i will remove one digit. on your eleventh loss, i will break the hyoid bone in your neck. you can win the game by answering the series of 100 questions. depending on your success, i will either allow you to masterbate into my mouth or i will pleasure you until you ejaculate into my mouth.
the second of the games will be the most painful. the removal of the scapulas is ruled as one of the most painful operations that can be undergone while conscious. this game is to prevent you from escaping from my home. after the removal, your lower limbs will be sewed together to increase your mobility when crawling to and from the chamber.
the third of the games is the last that you will witness. during this game i will remove both of your shoulder blades, and allow you five minutes to escape from my home. if you are unable to make it out of my home, i will return your clothes and allow you to live. if you are unable to make it out of my home, i will begin the final games.
during the final games, all sensory organs will be removed. the nose will be the first to be disfigured. a mixture of specially designed chemical substances will be poured into your nasal cavities, effectively removing all tissues. hot wax will be poured into the ears to block your ability to hear, but will not damage your brain. your tongue will be removed delicately with a scalpel, and will be cauterized to prevent you from drowning. the eyes will be removed with two table spoons, as i have found this to be the most efficient method thus far. the skin will be the last organ to be removed, with 2x2 inch sections on the body and limbs, and the facial region with one large incision.
after these games i do not expect any more entertainment from you, and i will begin my work. i will remove your reproductive system to add to my collection. your body and all remaining parts will be dissolved in an acidic substance. i will then send the letter you will have written before i began the games to tell your family that you have chosen to run away and not to look for you. this will divert the attention of the investigators and will allow me time to change my identity and location.
A disturbing new case involving a dermatologistís worst nightmare has developed in Heartland, Colorado over the past few months. A miracle acne medication known as Acne Gone that was marketed during the early 90ís is being linked to a horrifying skin condition more grotesque and painful than leprosy.
The medication known as Acne Gone was sold locally for several years, remaining unapproved by the FDA throughout its brief shelf life. The medication consisted of a jelly like substance that was to be applied to the face or affected areas twice daily. The medicine was found to be so effective that acne breakouts would lessen and disappear within one month of the application. The overnight success of the drug was so surprising that leading drug research departments including the FDA conducted tests on the drug, but revealed horrifying secrets. Several potent chemicals, including Benzidide, Ethylene Oxide, Formaldehyde, and trace amounts of Vinyl Chloride were all found within the drug, the drug was immediately removed from the local stores and immediate poison control care was issued to any who had used it.
Ralph Tanzanias, former FDA spokesperson, issued the following statement about Acne Gone in February of 1993- ď Itís no wonder the medicine cleared acne, the chemicals it was comprised of would take the paint off your walls as well.Ē
Now, nearly 15 years later, more horrifying tales are being linked to this ďmiracle drug from hell.Ē Throughout the past several months, patient visits to dermatologist clinics in Heartland have nearly quadrupled. The probable cause? Acne Gone. A mysterious condition in which seemingly healthy patientís flesh begins to rot and peel off has recently been linked back to the initial use of Acne Gone.
With modern technology, it has been determined that the combination of several of the chemicals from the original solution of Acne Gone led to the mutation of healthy bacteriophages within the human body. Bacteriophages are cells within the body that contain and destroy foreign bacterial cells, a process that is ongoing throughout an entire lifetime. The potent mixture of carcinogens and other unknown chemicals seems to have led to mutations within these cells that has recently been stimulated by inert pesticides found in everyday foods.
The mutated cells, now referred to as Epidermiphages, have recently been activated and are now attacking host epidermal (skin) cells all over the victimís body. The result is that the skin begins to peel and flake in large patches, and in some cases begins to liquefy. The exposed flesh is vulnerable to many diseases, causing immediate alarm to doctors and experts on the case. In some instances where Acne Gone was applied to the back or shoulders, the skin from that entire region has begun to rot, peel, and fall off. Some patientís entire facial regions are devoid of skin, leading them to hide in seclusion from medical care.
At the moment, there is no treatment for this atrocious plague-like doom that has swept into Heartland. The Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Colorado has funneled thousands of dollars into relief for the victims, but many have already seuccumbed to any of the innumerable common diseases that skin usually wards off. Some have committed quiet suicide in horror of their own appearances. Acne Gone has produced a town full of skinless humans. The creator of Acne Gone, a user himself, has apparently committed suicide rather than divulge the secret ingredients of his macrobiotic time bomb death cream.