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Friday, January 18, 2008

My problem with UG.

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Comments: 8
My penis recommended me some awesome jazz music the other day. I was so proud of him that I pet him until he got sick and threw up.
I still have not gone to Canada to kill a moose with an authentic Native American hatchett, but someday I might. I love boobs, they brighten my day :D.
I need to get drunk again, it's been since I got suspended that I got fully drunk. Maybe next time I'll get so drunk that I drive up to Canada whilst listening to some recommended jazz with my penis while looking at some boobs and kill a moose with an authentic Native American hatchett.
8:09 am - 8 comments - 6 Kudos - Report!
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Iheartnirvana wrote on Jan 18th, 2008 8:37pm

yeah... I really didn't need to know about that

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P1ayingW1thF1re wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 7:07pm

DO IT

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synpet713192 wrote on Jan 26th, 2008 5:44am

That was the most thoroughly entertaining thing I've read all day (then again, the day is only 45 minutes old)

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lp_dude_2 wrote on Mar 10th, 2008 9:04pm

sounds like a plan man. just remember to take pics and send them to me, cause i love boobs too :D

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webbtje wrote on Mar 26th, 2008 11:30pm

I don't think any comment I make can ever live up to the awesomeness of that blog.

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nebraskana wrote on Mar 28th, 2008 8:13pm

webbtje wrote on Mar 26th, 2008 at 6:30pm :


I don't think any comment I make can ever live up to the awesomeness of that blog.

I'm honored lmao.

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Seth Shadows wrote on Apr 7th, 2008 1:58pm

My penis recommended me some awesome jazz music the other day. I was so proud of him that I pet him until he got sick and threw up.

L-M-F-A-O

That, was one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

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Mind Kill wrote on Jul 1st, 2008 11:17pm

Good luck.

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