My penis recommended me some awesome jazz music the other day. I was so proud of him that I pet him until he got sick and threw up.
I still have not gone to Canada to kill a moose with an authentic Native American hatchett, but someday I might. I love boobs, they brighten my day .
I need to get drunk again, it's been since I got suspended that I got fully drunk. Maybe next time I'll get so drunk that I drive up to Canada whilst listening to some recommended jazz with my penis while looking at some boobs and kill a moose with an authentic Native American hatchett.