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last online: May 30, 2009

registered December 24, 2004

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Gender : Male

Birthday : April 17, 1985

Occupation : Communications Technician

Location : Memphis, Tennessee, United States


Education : College graduate

Smoker : Yes

Drinker : Yes


Forum posts: 55 (0.02 per day)

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Gear info
matthew_z31 has 5 pieces of equipment:

Fender: Stratacoustic

Fender: American Strat

Fender: Showmaster

Alvarez: RD208

Line 6: Flextone III

Interests
Favorite bands :
Seriously? I couldn't find the time to list them all if I tried.
Favorite guitarists :
Read above.^
Favorite bassists :
Once again. Ditto.
Favorite tv :
Hell's Kitchen, Important Things with Demetri Martin, The Mentalist, The Colbert Report, Big Brother, Lie to Me, Fight Science, Two and a Half Men, Survivor, Kitchen Nightmares, Worst Week, The Daily Show, a variety of stand-up comedy specials, a lot of stuff on The History Channel, and almost anything on Palladia. I realize I like a lot of cliche reality shows...I do not need your comments about that. That is all. Thank you.
Favorite movies :
Dogma, Crash, Apocalypse Now, Idiocracy, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, Dumb and Dumber, Chinatown, and The Bone Collector
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About matthew_z31
I have been described as: Outgoing, Intelligent, Ambitious, Cocky, Funny, Debonair, Rude, Facetious, Sexy, Audacious, Colorful, Laid-back, Lucid, Sarcastic, Hard-headed, Critical, Pragmatic, Implacable, Overweight, Random, Ardent, Insane, Cold, Cryptic, Intuitive, Family-oriented, Wonderful, Acute, Nice, Dry, Dorky and probably some other adjectives that I cannot think of at this time.

Spring time rocks. Mosquitoes suck. Every time I see a woman in Ugg boots, I oddly desire to punch a baby. Seriously, stop wearing them people. The circumstances and experiences I have faced in my life have made me who I am today. You will most likely never learn what those circumstances and experiences are. Just know that in many ways I am thankful for all of them. Concerts are my drug. I cherish intellectual conversations. My neighbors peacock was the bane of my existence for a few years...it has since expired, and that makes me quite happy. I enjoy acting like a complete goofball...but I also feel there is more of a need to be somewhat serious most times. Vanilla ice cream is quite copacetic. Ignorance and stupidity both make me ill. I speak with a deep southern drawl and sometimes poor grammar. I am sure you would not have assumed that by reading what I have written here, but nevertheless - I digress.

Barack Obama was the true brains behind the Bush administration. He was also single-handedly responsible for every subprime mortgage issued. That's right. Barrack Obama is the reason this country is in the gutter. Obama is also the infamous "beast" from the Book of Revelations. Did you know that his name is 12 letters long? What exactly is the significance of that you ask? Well, if you divide 12 into 2 (2 for both his first and last name) you get 6! That's definitely a sign. The sooner everyone realizes these ineffable truths, the better off they will be. Oh yeah...Obama is a Muslim too. And a racist. And he hates babies. And kittens. [/end sarcasm]

I don't have OCD. I have CDO. It is just like OCD, except all of the letters are in alphabetical order...just like they should be. Drugs are my number one turn off...along with bad teeth, and body odor. I am a tech junkie. Whiny people suck. I am a guitarist. I like beef, and chicken, and pork, and things cooked in bacon grease...and cornbread. I think it goes without saying that a vegan would not enjoy dining with me...oh well. I am a fairly deep person, it is truly a shame that no one has ever tried to find that out. Saran Wrap has long been the bкte noire of the kitchen as far as I am concerned. I dig ellipses...can you tell? Obviously mispelled words and easily fixed typos really annoy me. Can you find the one that I have left behind for you? Music = life. I am an Aries.
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