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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Modern nursery rhymes

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Modern nursery rhymes.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won 10 grand with Claims Direct.

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties.
He can't keep his heart rate down
And she's got diabetes.

Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its Bottom
and turned its wool to nylon.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
But she didn't wear that one very often
 
old mother hubbard went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone
but when she bnt over
rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own

little miss muffet
sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and weigh
when along came a spider
who sat down beside her
and said "whats in the bowl bitch?"
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adf wrote on Jun 30th, 2008 6:47am

Ha! You spelt nursery wrong!

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timo1 wrote on Jul 20th, 2008 9:47am

I like your copypasta

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defleppettychik wrote on Oct 20th, 2008 4:46am

LOL Too funny!!!!!!!!

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