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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Reasons why UG profiles kick myspace right in the

Current mood: wishing cancer on "Tom"

Here are the top 10 reasons why myspace gets its junk ruined by UG:

in no particular order...
1. UGers play music, rather than sitting in a dark room crying over it
2. UG profiles dont require you to be friends with that grinning jackass "Tom"
3. UG profiles have an option of listing your instruments, myspace just has list after list of f*cking tools.

4. UGers know the difference between a mixolydian and a phrygian scale...myspace (ers?) dont know the difference between taking a damn photo normally and taking it with all those stupid settings so you end up in black and white and looking like a self-obsessed twat.
5. UGers can generally type better blogs...the tendons in their wrists are still intact.

6. Tom hasnt changed his tampon in 7 years.
7. Zapp created UG then wrote a kickass theme song for it...Tom just started jacking off over his own brilliance...and the countless photos of pre-teen boys he now has at his disposal.

8. Myspace promotes beastiality

9. UG runs frequent articles on Slash..not HOW TO slash
10. UGers have photos taken by other people...having 50 photos of yourself from a stupid angle with half your arm in front of your face to hold the camera still while you do your best look of utter depression does not mean you have friends!

in summary..i hate myspace

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