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Monday, October 22, 2007

On the subject of naked pictures and slightly soft

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Hello UG bots!
First thing is first, we all know you're all robots. Wait, do robots know shit? I mean, a robot can have information stored in his memory, but does it know the information? Anyways, no matter how well programmed some of you are, most of you simply don't make sense. Anyways, this is not the topic I want to adress today.

Why is UG so desperate to see me naked? The vast majority of users here are men, only a few are gay. Fewer still are women. If you're reading this, it means you've at least had to click twice to get here. Two clicks will easily get you naked of pictures of hot girls, what are you doing here? There is only one possible explanation:

I have, somehow, managed to fill some of my posts with sexual tension. This sexual tension attracts anyone and anything to me. Given the fact that I advertise nakedness, you clicked in a desperate attempt to get closer to the object of your sexual desire:
Me.

No, I will not post naked pictures of myself. I don't want to be banninated.
Naked pictures are available by PM, RageAgainst... already received one.

However, I don't want to be an asshole and expect you to read all that without expecting a reward, so here you go. All the cat threads and girl threads have got me thinking, UG is attracted to catgirls. Enjoy!





10:42 am - 10 comments - 2 Kudos - Report!
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julio1987a wrote on Oct 22nd, 2007 11:31pm

By the way the complete title of this blog was supposed to be:
On the subject of naked pictures and slightly softcore anime
Oh well...

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Gunpowder wrote on Oct 22nd, 2007 11:44pm

If UGers are robots, and you're a UGer, doesn't that make you a robot, as well?

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julio1987a wrote on Oct 22nd, 2007 11:53pm

OH! >.> <.<
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Let's see your robot logic handle that.

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julio1987a wrote on Oct 22nd, 2007 11:54pm

The following sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. Let's see your robot logic handle that.

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Gunpowder wrote on Oct 23rd, 2007 12:52am

*Explodes*

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WyldeGibsonPlyr wrote on Oct 24th, 2007 12:05pm

IS THAT A TAIL?@!

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shakes23 wrote on Oct 25th, 2007 5:41am

Kind sir, would you please direct me to the hard core material.

Not that I'm into that, or anything....

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aild2006 wrote on Dec 5th, 2007 4:14am

THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!
*fapfapfapfapfapfap*

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Raziel2p wrote on Dec 5th, 2007 12:11pm

?!?!?!

Furfag.

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somewhat_here wrote on Jan 14th, 2008 5:23am

so in picture 2, is one the mommy and the other is the baby?

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