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Monday, October 22, 2007

On the subject of naked pictures and slightly soft

Hello UG bots!
First thing is first, we all know you're all robots. Wait, do robots know shit? I mean, a robot can have information stored in his memory, but does it know the information? Anyways, no matter how well programmed some of you are, most of you simply don't make sense. Anyways, this is not the topic I want to adress today.

Why is UG so desperate to see me naked? The vast majority of users here are men, only a few are gay. Fewer still are women. If you're reading this, it means you've at least had to click twice to get here. Two clicks will easily get you naked of pictures of hot girls, what are you doing here? There is only one possible explanation:

I have, somehow, managed to fill some of my posts with sexual tension. This sexual tension attracts anyone and anything to me. Given the fact that I advertise nakedness, you clicked in a desperate attempt to get closer to the object of your sexual desire:
Me.

No, I will not post naked pictures of myself. I don't want to be banninated.
Naked pictures are available by PM, RageAgainst... already received one.

However, I don't want to be an asshole and expect you to read all that without expecting a reward, so here you go. All the cat threads and girl threads have got me thinking, UG is attracted to catgirls. Enjoy!





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