So in the past twenty- four hours, a rocket was shot
into space, a US Embassy was attacked and torched, Fidel Castro
resigned, and Virginia, after having a week of 60 degree weather, is
about to be hit by a big slab of ice. Anyone else scared?
Seriously, they didn't write about this kind of shit in the Bible.
I'm hoping that since my dad had kids with other women before having me
with my mom that I can get out on a loophole from the whole first born
thing (sorry, Tony, but it's either you or me, and I'm ratting your ass
out).
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go buy a shit ton of duct tape and a gas mask. I hear that's how Moses got through the plagues.
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