You and I go hand in hand
Even though you had me banned for spam
lol fag you are a noob
I am over 9,000
lol wut you can't see me
I am teh uber awesome pwn hahaha
Sweet salutations dear Batman
I think I just stepped in some hamster dung
While digging a slow hole to China so I could cook
The parakeet in a frying pan for dear Carmel
I was originally going to write an acoustic ballad for her
But I pissed in my acoustic's soundhole last night
And now the electronics are fried. I hope this doesn't disqualify me.
No matter. I'll most likely lose anyway.
lol this is the most brutal deathcore ever lololol omg guitar solo!
ha ha ha
I love Carmel. And Zanas. But mostly Carmel.
I had to invent this genre just for her. It's called Microsoft Sam-core
But Vista only has Microsoft Anna so this will have to do.
Sorry if it sounds a little weird. It takes skill to play this bad.
I have been training for my whole life just so I could prove my dedication to you
Please don't hurt me.
I am so infatuaded with you that I forgot to put a breakdown in this song.
I love the way you pwn noobs.
I feel honored to have been banned by you.
I'm totally not kissing your ass right now.
One day I'll bake you cookies.
I would have done it today, but my giraffe ran out of gas.
I hope you'll understand.
Please forgive me.
Oh oh oh how I love thee.
Juliet ain't got shit on you.
Take that, Shakespeare.
Eat a deer.
From my ear.
THIS SONG IS PURE PERFECTION. IT IS SONIC ART. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, YOU ARE UNSOPHISTICATED. I AM SOPHISTICATED. MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN YOU ARE. IF YOU DISAGREE, THEN YOU MUST LIKE THIS SONG. EVEN IF YOU AGREE THAT I AM OF HIGHER SOPHISTICATEDNESS YOU MUST STILL LIKE THIS SONG. PLEASE TRY TO CRITIQUE THIS SONG. THERE IS NOTHING TO CRITIQUE, HOWEVER, SINCE IT IS PERFECT. ANYTHING YOU SAY WILL BE IGNORED ANYWAY.
Just kidding. It's a load of pretentious bullshit.