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You and I go hand in hand
Even though you had me banned for spam

lol fag you are a noob
I am over 9,000
lol wut you can't see me
I am teh uber awesome pwn hahaha

Sweet salutations dear Batman
I think I just stepped in some hamster dung
While digging a slow hole to China so I could cook
The parakeet in a frying pan for dear Carmel

I was originally going to write an acoustic ballad for her
But I pissed in my acoustic's soundhole last night
And now the electronics are fried. I hope this doesn't disqualify me.
No matter. I'll most likely lose anyway.

lol this is the most brutal deathcore ever lololol omg guitar solo!

ha ha ha

I love Carmel. And Zanas. But mostly Carmel.
I had to invent this genre just for her. It's called Microsoft Sam-core
But Vista only has Microsoft Anna so this will have to do.
Sorry if it sounds a little weird. It takes skill to play this bad.

I have been training for my whole life just so I could prove my dedication to you
Carmel

Please don't hurt me.

I am so infatuaded with you that I forgot to put a breakdown in this song.
I love the way you pwn noobs.
I feel honored to have been banned by you.
I'm totally not kissing your ass right now.

One day I'll bake you cookies.
I would have done it today, but my giraffe ran out of gas.
I hope you'll understand.
Please forgive me.

Oh oh oh how I love thee.
Juliet ain't got shit on you.

Take that, Shakespeare.
You queer.
Eat a deer.
From my ear.

I'm so losing for this.