jbridge90

jbridge90 wrote on Dec 9th, 2009 at 11:18pm : Congratulations, you are my first +1

Haha yay!! I broke your +1 virginity!! I do agree with you, people are far too sensitive about their weight. If you don't like being called fat, do something about the fact that you're fat, gosh...

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Love your forum avatar!

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Get off my page

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If only that was pennywise in your avatar, I might have.

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Holy crap I posted after you in like three threads

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 19th, 2009 at 2:53am : My skills in the bedroom are worth every penny!

show me

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 21st, 2009 at 8:31am : Saw you lurkin

Lol, was just looking about!

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 19th, 2009 at 6:25pm : What is up with the boys in the pit? I have never had to pretend to be someone I'm not, and I never have really had a problem finding my way into a relationship. These constant threads on 'nice guys finishing last/how do I get a gf/how should you treat girls are starting to really irritate me haha

They're probably the sexually frustrated ones, not the ones looking for real relationships. Seems also the 'nice guys' are just serial pessimists with low self-esteem that keeps the girls away... well good to know you've got your love life in order. I am a mere spectator in the game of love, happily munching on popcorn and learning the ropes from afar.

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 13th, 2009 at 11:59pm : Whoa Whoa shouldn't you buy me a drink before you profess your love to me?

gosh, you're too expensive to be fooling around with :O you're not as cheap a prostitute as i heard :P hahaha j/k
*cheers*

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 11th, 2009 at 11:24pm : You lurked, and that made me feel dirty and violated

I am truly sorry dear sir.... can I has forgiveness?

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 13th, 2009 at 9:28pm : I don't think there's anything wrong with your nose ring :/

THANK YOU!! I LOVE YOU!!

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 11th, 2009 at 10:08pm : I don't believe in the theological term known as 'The Game', but good look to you and all future religious endeavors.

I appreciate it.

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 11th, 2009 at 7:48am : Whatever floats your boat I suppose...

That would be water.
But yarn is at least somewhat buoyant.

Okay I'm not funny. ಠ_ಠ

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DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDEEEE
GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!























You just lost the game. And you're now manually breathing.





And your armpits are itching.

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jbridge90 wrote on Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:46am : Knitting?

Knitting. ಠ_ಠ

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jbridge90 wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 at 11:02pm : You never showed up you son of a bitch. I had all the tools laid out and ready to go. I'm going to bed. Have fun sleeping ALONE tonight

Sleeping alone isn't fun

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jbridge90 wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 at 8:12pm : Because UG is full of little elitist kids

Owww the kind that only listen to a band when they're underground and as soon as they have a big break, are considered as sell outs hahahahaha, well they can say what they want, I have moved beyond the part where I should care about that

What about you?

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jbridge90 wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 at 10:17am : So do you all wear wooden shoes? Oh wait, you already answered that. Oh well... Oh hey you like Linkin Park good for you they get too much hate on here.

If that's the only thing we are famous for, then that's fine by me But no wooden shoes, no tulips, no windmills, boring eh

Yeah I like Linkin Park, I saw you liked them too why are they dissed on then?

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jbridge90 wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 at 10:46pm : Yes. I like to gather it all up in a jar, and then use a funnel to drain it into my anus. You game?

Yes babe. I'll be over in 10 xxxxxxxxxx

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jbridge90 wrote on Aug 31st, 2009 at 10:23pm : You could drill me anytime

:O Someone else thats into blood?

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