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RandaManda wrote on Jan 6th, 2012 7:46am

Some of the stuff I said below is some of weirdest shit I've said.

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RandaManda wrote on Nov 29th, 2010 9:01am

jaynapoleon wrote on Nov 28th, 2010 at 7:40pm :
Yes!!
Just let me finish with grandmas corpse first!
Tasty. I'll ship it express ;) Along with some very sexy christmas cookies for the holiday season.

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RandaManda wrote on Nov 24th, 2010 4:05am

I've scored you a fetus. Care to have your way with it?

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guitar.dreamer wrote on Jul 17th, 2010 12:28pm

hi XD
thanks for the add ;D

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Alice637 wrote on May 21st, 2010 8:07pm

jaynapoleon wrote on May 21st, 2010 at 7:31pm :
Who the fuck hates bannanas? haha.


ME!
pleh, don't bring them near me
how can you EAT THOSE?

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RandaManda wrote on May 21st, 2010 4:20pm

jaynapoleon wrote on May 21st, 2010 at 7:56am :
You spelt masturbate wrong .
Fuck, you know, it was far too early in the morning to be spelling things right.

And a fetus, eh? Yeah, there are a few things I could manage to with one of those.

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RandaManda wrote on May 21st, 2010 4:12am

jaynapoleon wrote on May 20th, 2010 at 7:59am :
You could embaum me with dirty cum. Could you score me a dead body.
Hmm, could I score you a dead body, Yeah, I just read that. And perhaps... There's a lot of people who don't enjoy the dead. What's in it for me?

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RandaManda wrote on May 21st, 2010 3:33am

You don't believe my awesomeness? Well, when I'm in Barrie this summer, I will prove it ;D And then, you can masterbate to its greatness.

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RandaManda wrote on May 20th, 2010 4:22pm

jaynapoleon wrote on May 20th, 2010 at 7:59am :
You could embaum me with dirty cum. Could you score me a dead body.
Oh what a wonderful plot we have here

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Uncomplete wrote on May 20th, 2010 4:01pm

I came.

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RandaManda wrote on May 20th, 2010 3:07am

jaynapoleon wrote on May 19th, 2010 at 7:04pm :
damn it is true...
Hmm, I live next to a funeral home and have access to the morgue, I'm sure I could find something to preserve you ;D

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RandaManda wrote on May 20th, 2010 1:51am

jaynapoleon wrote on May 19th, 2010 at 5:37pm :
whhaaa?? Oh on omegle?? Right right. Tis true I have a fetish for the insane. Would you be willing to beat me multiple times with a blunt object until I pass out and then slowly remove my insides, eat them, then have sex with my dead body??? Thats one hell of a way to spend an afternoon lemme tell ya.
Sounds like quite a sexy time. As much fun as that would be, after a few times of sexual awesomeness, you would become useless and probably set off some unpleasent fumes D:

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RandaManda wrote on May 19th, 2010 11:01pm

jaynapoleon wrote on May 19th, 2010 at 2:50pm :
Perhaps.
Ah har.
I heard you love me. Do you truely love the criminally insane?

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greendaypunkrox wrote on May 19th, 2010 1:09am

THNX FOR ACCEPTIN MY REQUEST

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RandaManda wrote on May 18th, 2010 11:29pm

jaynapoleon wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 3:24pm :
cold doesn't exist. It's only a convincing perception.
Is that so? Perhaps I don't exist.

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RandaManda wrote on May 18th, 2010 11:11pm

jaynapoleon wrote on May 18th, 2010 at 2:01pm :
Pretty goooood. you??
Pretty damn okay. Just real cold

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RandaManda wrote on May 11th, 2010 4:07am

Heey, how's it going?

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jaynapoleona wrote on Jan 30th, 2010 4:32pm

fenderarmy wrote on Jan 29th, 2010 at 5:08pm :
Oh, ahoy boyo, I like that new MP3 you have up! Oh... that's unfortunate! Looks like it didn't upload! Well, I guess you'll just have try again niggertits!
not nice man, not nice.

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fenderarmy wrote on Jan 29th, 2010 11:08pm

Oh, ahoy boyo, I like that new MP3 you have up! Oh... that's unfortunate! Looks like it didn't upload! Well, I guess you'll just have try again niggertits! :D

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Crazymike100 wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 6:32pm

jaynapoleon wrote on Jan 10th, 2010 at 11:55am :
aha you COULD have!I had to shave the hawk, twas the saddest day of my life!

on the bright side, you don't have to gel it up anymore! Think of all the money you'll save on gel! Hell, you can take it one step further and shave your head and not buy shampoo or conditioner. :D
plus, it feels awesome.

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