There once was a man from Nantucket. Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He fell on his knees And screamed with the breeze. If my ear was a cunt I would F**k it.
There once was a man from Seattle, Who went about raping the cattle. With the swoop of a cape, A behind the drapes. He beat himself with a paddle.
There once was a man from Maine. Who's dick was in such a pain. So he sat on the can, And made love to his hand. And then he was in pleasure again.
These are from music camp a few years ago. Don't ask how much free time we had. It was too much.
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