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Monday, March 24, 2008

There once was a man from...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He fell on his knees
And screamed with the breeze.
If my ear was a cunt I would F**k it.

There once was a man from Seattle,
Who went about raping the cattle.
With the swoop of a cape,
A behind the drapes.
He beat himself with a paddle.

There once was a man from Maine.
Who's dick was in such a pain.
So he sat on the can,
And made love to his hand.
And then he was in pleasure again.

These are from music camp a few years ago.  Don't ask how much free time we had.  It was too much.
3:41 pm - 4 comments - 6 Kudos - Report!
j_ryan_7 wrote on Apr 25th, 2008 1:23am



slayer-fan77 wrote on Jun 8th, 2008 6:51am

a little disturbing but funny as hell nonetheless


metalheadrenzo wrote on Jun 9th, 2008 3:01am



HouseBoy83 wrote on May 19th, 2009 9:22pm

one of the funniest things i have read in a LONG time..hahahaha


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