i was out with a girl today and she asked me "What was your most embarrising moment?"
That's a tough one because I, like most people have had a ton of them. But the one that tops them all is definitely the time I was at a Christian camp up in the upper peninsula of Michigan and I was water skiing for the first time ever. Now one thing you got to understand is I'm about 13 and I was really tall for my age. To buy clothes that were long enough in the legs, my mom would have to buy my swimsuits slightly too big in the waist. So then the disaster strikes. I'm going along just fine. Everything is going good and then I hit a wave the wrong way and know I’m going down. Now, at that moment I was thinking I should just let go of the rope and everything will be fine. But no, I didn't, I could not let go of that rope. As I fell my swim trunks were ripped off so fast it was like it didn’t even happen. And it is not like they just came to my ankles and stopped, no, they few off into no-where land and sunk in the lake. But I’m still holding on to the rope for some unknown reason! I'm just flopping around on top of the water holding on for no apparent reason showing my white butt (among other things) to all the pretty girls on the boat. Now as if that’s not bad enough, the girl I had a crush on was on the boat, and I had no swim trunks on anymore and I was totally naked in the cold U.P. lake waters. So then, what is there to do? Well... get into the boat of course! As I climbed up in the boat all the people on the boat are laughing way too hard to think of getting me a towel or something. So I just stood there, for what seemed like an eternity before someone handed me a towel. That was one long awkward ride back. I haven’t gone swimming in a lake since.
hahahahhahahhahahaahahhahha. wow. thats amazing dude. i have a similar one that ill share. when i was about 14-15 back when i lived in Germany, there was this hay field and me and my friends were making like a Jackass movie sort of thing and we wanted to have a funny ending. so, they told me to just strip down and get below the hay (which was about waist high), act like im just waking up and have no idea where i am, and just walk into the distance. so i did. it was pretty funny i had nothing but socks on. then, after about 5 minutes or so, they told me to turn around, and there were 3 neighborhood girls behind me with my friends. so yeah i was embarrassed and naked and whats worse is i ran for my clothes, i barely got on my boxers and they grabbed the rest of my clothes and ran off with them. good times... good times... but yeah yours is worse and funnier. kudos mate.
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