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I know me a woman, god damn she’s fine as hell.
And she goes by the name of Carmel
I know no woman could ever be finer
She bans those noobs and has them dig a slow hole to China

You’re so hot you hotter than a fryin pan
And if I lose I’ll see you in the forum of the banned.

This sweet thang Carmel, you know she sings so sweet
All the boys in Tel Aviv turn their heads when they see her walk down the street.
But the problem is, they know that they ain’t hung
She makes all the other ladies look attractive as hamster dung

Oh you’re so hot you’re hotter than fuckin fryin pan
Come on over and I’ll have you yellin “SWEET SALUTATIONS, DEAR BATMAN!”

Out of the fryin pan, and into the fire
Come on, baby girl, lemme take you higher and higher
We’re flyin high like a parakeet or two
I love you Carmel, you know I’ll take good care of you.

You’re so hot you’re hotter than a motherfuckin fryin pan
But I think CoreysMonster won this contest so I’ll see you in the forum of the banned.