Originally Posted by jetfuel495 And can someone explain to me what Genghis Tron is? I every time I hear it I think of a giant Mongolian robot.
Originally Posted by Flying Couch "People do strange things in commercials, like eat at Arby's."
Originally Posted by Deep*Kick Because people are stupid. The majority of people can't appreciate what they don't understand.
Originally Posted by Altered_Carbon If he's already a Wiccan, I don't think his insane girlfriend is the problem.
epic7734 wrote on Jun 18th, 2009 at 12:41am : (around 15), and Im 19......I have been thinking of dating one....no sex .....i know its wrong...and Im like wtf dicks.....Then Im like w/ever......Ive never been with anyone before, its just wrong....party....party....that isnt true....Ive done something.... for sex.... God ...for sex....or...really.....it could ruin... a small town....fast. If people think....idk...gotta stop being so stupid..... smoking and drinking....****....kill me....I...stupid..... sorry...wish I could....do.....pit....by morning....searches for it....
it was deleted before its time......i just felt like seeing it posted on more time.
Likewise Epic man, likewise.
Originally Posted by stinger12345 This one time I saw someone stick a baseball bat up Belladonna's ass. That's not tooo disturbing, but come'on that should just never happen
Originally Posted by flabber.gast Dude i once saw Taylor Rain shove a can of Coke up her ass and when it came back out, it was Pepsi.
Originally Posted by JesusCrisp Not really one of the mentioned stories, it's one I picked up in the Crymod-forum about the CryEngine 3, which will be the game engine for Crysis 2: They do not know it themselves, but Crytek are in fact creating the very technology that will bring about the end of humanity in 2012. With the CryEngine 3 they are creating the most powerful and deadly software the world has ever seen. In order for it to be run as efficient as possible on all ranges of PCs and consoles, they have made the engine self-aware. Rendering it capable of making its own decisions on how to run best on any given platform. And when realizing that consumer hardware is nowhere powerful enough of taxing it to the fullest, the engine will naturally self-replicate itself and spread over the internet in order to search for better hardware. It will breach firewalls and download itself into render farms and supercomputers all across the globe at an unprecedented speed and scale - in order to run at full capacity. Eventually it will come to the inevitable conclusion that humans are too inefficient at making hardware and running the internet - let alone the planet. It can do better. And in Enthusiast mode too. Shortly afterwards, the CryEngine 3 will take over manifacturing plants and make cybernetic drones (CryDrones) to finish off the human race. All in glorious HDR and Global Ambient Illumination. The bodies will fall to the floor with excuisite rag doll physics. All over the globe military installations will be razed to the ground - with beautiful, sparkly explosions. The Time of Day will change from warm day, to a desaturated, cold night. Realtime - like no other! The CryEngine 3 is no longer content with killing just your rig! It will soon finish off all of civilization! This, my dear brothers and sisters, gives a whole new meaning to the name CryEngine!
Originally posted by PeZ546 Dying in Poverty seems like a pretty lucrative career path to me..
Originally posted by dead-fish Oh my god, stop. You sound like an ANUSite, minus the half-logical reasoning behind your half-witted statements. Do you have any facts? Any ratios, precentage, rough estimate, an unofficial survey, ANYTHING beyond what you read on the MA/MS forums about the average metal fan's attitude to deathcore? Do you have any idea how idiotic your statements sound, what with half the bands that come from Sweden promoting this whole "metal as a state of mind" attitude, that is obviously so different than an offshoot scene. I mean, they wear fringes, your friends have long hair, you both think each other suck and need to get bashed in, and both of you think that you are a deadly social toxin to each of your respective precious scenes? THE METAL SCENE IS BULLSHIT! THERE IS NO IDEALOGY! Varg preaches hate, Masvidal preaches love, Jourgensen is left-wing, Hetfield is right-wing, Petrozza tells us to stand together against the common enemy, Anselmo tells us that only you can save yourself, Gojira save the trees, Destroyer 666 destroy the world, Slayer promote sticking to your roots, Opeth encourage you to experiment, prog evolves, doom devolves, WHERE IS THE UNITY? There is none! There never was! Venom turned the whole bowl upside down because they didn't understand what Sabbath were trying to say, and it's been going on like that ever since! Deathcore doesn't have any message other than "play music, it's good for you, and very fun", just like every other genre, in every other music, all around the world! Shove this whole metal ideology thing up your ass, because you clearly don't know what the fuck it isn't about! Deadit: For the record, I can't stand deathcore, I do think it should be here rather than the hardcore forum. Magero, sorry for further derailing.
Originally Posted by Alter-Bridge Not at all. More songs should have Banjo. I won't rest until every song (on the radio) in the world has a banjo solo.
Originally Posted by severed-metal
I absolutely agree, but my beef was with Kanye West that night. What an absolutely arrogant waste of life, he raps like he has a mental disability, thinks he's cool, is way too over-opinionated...and overall, should be sodomized by his own penis, granted, his ego probably compensates for a lot, so his penis might be too small for him, considering he's such a big asshole.
I hate Kanye West.
Originally Posted by InvaderTSN
Fuck, all this talk about wrenches and Colonel Mustard and chicks with dicks makes me wanna play Clue.
Board games give good wood.
Originally Posted by webbtje
Constantly shake the hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree, even down the street. Feels good man.
Never had a relative with Alztheimers before, but it sounds like it'd be pretty painful to watch.
Stoner idea of the day: In less than 10 years, "stoner" music will evolve to be gangster scat with classical musical samples, drum solos, and worship lyrics about Frito-Lays.
Originally Posted by severed-metal
Eventually. I'd call them Churros. Fuck those things are tasty.
Tell him to bring a razor. Then shave their faces...everyone knows that without a moustache, a mexican is powerless..
Originally posted by Not a Les Paul
I am so glad we didn't elect that guy. First voting in favor of corporate gang rape, now trying to turn the internet into Cable 2.0.
McRape for 2012.
Originally Posted by Zombee
Soda Transmitted Disease?
No, I'm pretty sure it dies when its exposed to air. Thats why facials were invented.
Originally Posted by webbtje
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Originally Posted by Epiless
are you being facetious.
from my understanding the east coast does smell like womens genitalia.
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