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Religion is a touchy topic,
but my penis is touchy too.
Say something erotic,
and they both fly through the roof.

But my penis is funner,
Church is a bummer;
hearin' 'bout how you're all
goin' to hell.

Sex is a pastime,
It doesn't take much time;
and what better way
to spend a Sunday morn-ing?

[instrumental Break]

Now You might not call call religion boring,
but it sure starts me to snoring.
------That shit's boring as hell,
but it's just as well,
because hell doesn't seem so bad to me.

[slower]
How did it get such a bad rap?
Its the church's fault, made it look real bad.
even though it seems so great,
you go there when you procreate.

Sex is a pastime,
It doesn't take much time;
and what better way
to spend a Sunday morn-ing?

Sex is a pastime,
It doesn't take much time;
and what better way
to spend a Sunday morn-ing?

[spoken]
I'll see you there, motherfuckers.