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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Suburban Soul

Current mood: artistic

It's been 17 days since the two of us talked
One suitcase packed and then you walked
So much left to do, So much left to say
Crescendo footsteps come take my blues away
And now I just want you to know

That when you're with me I feel like I'm someone
Someone who knows where they belong
Please don't ever leave, don't ever go
Stay with me, Suburban Soul

Take a backseat now for once in your life
See the back of me, take out her knife
See why I cannot do everything you say
This cracked heart can break easily
And now I want you to know

That when you're with me I feel like I'm someone
Someone who knows where they belong
Please don't ever leave, don't ever go
Stay with me, Suburban Soul
That when you're with me I feel like I'm someone
Someone who knows where they belong
Please don't ever leave, don't ever go
Stay with me, Suburban Soul

9:22 pm - 2 comments - 2 Kudos

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Dark Knight

Current mood: productive

This is in response to one of my friends asking me to write a cheesy song for the superhero movie, The Dark Knight

Gravity, has kept its hold on me
But baby I believe I could fly for you
Tonight, just call me dark knight
I'll make these wrongs right, for you

Hold on to me as tight as you can
Hold on, just take my hand
If ever you start to fall down
I'll be there to catch you on the ground

You saved me, from the monster I could be
Gave me humanity and your loving too
Empathy is what you've shown me
Now I know how to feel thanks to you

Hold on to me as tight as you can
Hold on, just take my hand
If ever you start to fall down
I'll be there to catch you on the ground

Gravity, has kept its hold on me
But baby I believe I could fly for you
Tonight, just call me dark knight
I'll make these wrongs right, for you

Hold on to me as tight as you can
Hold on, just take my hand
If ever you start to fall down
I'll be there to catch you on the ground

4:22 pm - 4 comments - 0 Kudos

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Procrastination.... leads to masturbation

1.) What is your name?

2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name?

meh

3.) What do you plan to buy in the future?

my gfs dinner chivalry ain't dead .. just irish

4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing?

my bedroom drawer?

5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own?

none but apparently i hav a pair of runners that look like ugs mixed wit slippers? get a life ppl

6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?

eric.. cos as my friends will tell ya, im basically him

7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?

use as toilet paper

8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus?

there's a village somewhere missing an idiot...XD

9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right?

nope but i do have my lucky streaks

10.) Top Five Favorite Songs:

currently?
Fool - lifehouse
Wasted years - maroon 5
Victor's piano solo - Danny elfman
Save Me - Remy zero
Overkill - Colin Hay

11.) What was your favorite toy as a child?

My drawin board

12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding?

funeral... i kno mr. pessimist strikes again

13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns?

unisaurs? XD

14.) What is your favorite musical?

Does Nightmare before Christmas count?
or "Dr. horribles sing-a-long blog"

15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go?

PENNEYS

16.) Do you play the Sims 2?

nope, they always seem more succesful than me

17.) Do you think Harry Potter iis at all immoral to read?

have actually read all the books... so dere *FACEPALM

18.) What do you think of Maroon 5?

MY JOINT FAVOURITE BAND ALONG WITH LIFEHOUSE

loves adam's voice

19.) What about Coldplay?

could take them or leave them

20.) Fall Out Boy?

not a fan of stumpy's voce

21.) Katy Perry?

she kissed a girl, and she liked it..... i got horny

22.) How about The All-American Rejects?

emo-canadians? WHAT NEXT? XD

23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents?

yep yep... gud times

24.) The Wii or Xbox 360?

hmmmm Wii 360?

25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley?

que?

26.) Do you know many Emily’s?

actually none

27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?

this is the end result of a drunken gropefest and a broken profilactic

28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out?

nope nope

29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie?

stop makin me hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!

30.) Do you enjoy surveys?

85 out of 100 ppl do

31.) What do you hear at the moment?

wasted years - maroon 5

32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace?

cos we're all gluttons for viral punishment

33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs?

found this bridge yu can jump off

34.) Do you watch the Olympics?

nope, gets me tired

35.) What are your top five favorite stores?

penneys, jean scene, ad-lib music, golden discs, random newsagents?

36.) Do you like the new Weezer album?

miss the old weezer

37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name?

couldnt give a toss

38.) What is the worst job you have ever had?

babysitter

39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota?

no but it sounds like one of "those" places

40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV?

that ad with all the babys laughin?

41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on?

my jvc magic brush is on the way

42.) What is your favorite Disney Show?

awww i miss the old disney channel.. LIKE FAMILY!!!!!!!!!

43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer?

nope*bows head in shame

44.) Top five reasons people rank things:

hmmm... i see what yu did dere... very clever.. kudos to yu

45.) Have you ever gone camping?

nope but i want to

46.) What do you miss most about elementary school?

nothin

47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet?

theres always one person who has

48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard?

eh?

49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s?

we dont have wendy's

50.) What is your current job? If you are applying anywhere, where?

ad-lib music

8:56 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Song Game (name the song and artist and i'll highl

01."Where do i aim when i shoot the breeze"
02."My head is sayin no, but my heart keeps givin in"
03."All the good girls, at home with broken hearts"
04."If you needed love, when then ask for love"
05."I wanna take you home, I wont do you no harm"
06."A strangled smile fell from your face"
07."You're cryin out for conversation, but you'll be the one who cannot talk"
08."Help me, torn apart my insides, Help me, got no soul to sell"
09."If i give my heart to you, i must be sure"
10."See the pyramids along the Nile"
11."So far away from where you are"
12."I wring you out as i hang you out to dry"
13."You gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything"
14."I cant get to sleep, think about the complications"
15."Someday somebody's gonna ask you"
16."Hello my friend we meet again, its been a while where should we begin"

9:58 am - 9 comments - 0 Kudos

Friday, September 05, 2008

60 Ways To Order A Pizza (Found Dis On UG)

Current mood: crazy

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.

10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

11. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

12. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

13. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

15. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called
you.

16. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

17. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

18. Change your accent every three seconds.

19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

20. Start your order with "I'd like. . .". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't."

21. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

22. Rent a pizza.

23. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

24. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

25. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

26. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.

27. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

28. Imitate the order taker's voice.

29. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

30. When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

31. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
32. Ask to see a menu.

33. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.

34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

35. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

36. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"

37. Ask what the pizza place's phone number is. Hang up, and call again.

38. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

39. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.

40. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

41. Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . . action!"

42. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

43. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

44. Be vague in your order.

45. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

46. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

47. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

48. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

49. Put them on hold.

50. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

51. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

52. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"

53. When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

54. Order term life insurance.

55. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"

56. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

57. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

58. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."

59. Order a steamed pizza.

60. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

10:14 am - 1 comments - 2 Kudos

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Geek

Current mood: chipper

Another poem, let me know what you think

Go ahead, call me it and I’ll be proud

For I have something your popularity can’t give you

Identity, if one social tag is the price I pay

For my self-realisation, then I pay gladly

Look deep down inside of you

Past your peer-pressure image

See and hear your green-eyed monster

The driving force behind your taunting

You call me “geek” but you mean “hero”

For I’m not confined to the judgement of others

I don’t take myself seriously like you

And am seriously happy for it

Being the crowd pleaser seems your major concern

Unaware that what pleases most is being yourself

Your persona twists so much, that it knots your social fabric

Yet mine remains comforting and truthful

No silver spoon makes the truth easier to swallow

That it’s you who envies me and not I you

The life I lead is my own choosing

And you wish you could say the same

1:09 pm - 8 comments - 4 Kudos

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Forbidden Fruit

Current mood: productive

Another poem I wrote, let me know what you think

Looked through like a window

But, inside, more complex than anyone knows, myself included

Afraid to look at our own reflections

Out of fear of seeing a truth we’re not ready to face

Wondering if we’re the answer to a question no-one else asked

A mystery wrapped in an enigma of truths

Ironically “riddled” with self doubt and insecurity

Procrastination seemed welcoming when faced with facing ourselves

If nothing is ventured then nothing is lost

Yet we lose more of ourselves with every passing moment of inaction

We show our true colours to the colour-blind

For they won’t judge us any different for it

Least no more than what has become the usual

The daily questioning of what we have to offer

The fruits of our labours, forbidden by self deprecation

Offer a short-lived certainty in a world of doubt

8:09 am - 6 comments - 5 Kudos

Friday, August 08, 2008

Je t'adore

Current mood: artistic

This is a poem i wrote last night, let me know what you think

Know that this is hard for me to say
For I have loved before and lost them to the hands of another
These are not just words that I throw about
With the carelessness of a newborn child
Embarking on a lifelong journey of discovery
With the naivety of the well meaning soul
These are the sweetest words that I can say
Yet they taste sour when spoken by the wrong person

I mean well when I pause to reflect
On the words that have just graced my ears
My silence is not a sign of doubt about my affection
More a symbol of my own crippling insecurites
Sweeter words you could not say
But history has taught me to be cautious
For my heart can heal only so much
And is easy to tear apart

I know that this time is different
That, unlike her, you know how to care
That's why I take your hands
And gaze longingly into our future
From our firsts to our lasts
And the blissful ignorance in between
I grasp the strength to say
Je t'adore - I love you forever more

8:58 am - 9 comments - 3 Kudos

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Inside Out

Current mood: melancholy

I've been driving
Lost my mind, lost my soul
Slowly I start to gain speed
Maemories of you and me, taking control

Candlelight, another sleepless night
No more alibis, for the lies you told

But you are not what you seem
You came and broke all my dreams
How could you do this to me
You have broken my heart
Left me with so much doubt
You've turned me inside out

Breakaway, wanted to get away
From the mistakes I've made, lies you told
Morning dew, the start of something new
A new life without you, a brand new soul

But you are not what you seem
You came and broke all my dreams
How could you do this to me
You have broken my heart
Left me with so much doubt
You've turned me inside out

Candlelight, another sleepless night
No more alibis, for the lies you told

8:49 pm - 2 comments - 0 Kudos

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Devils Hands Blues (Robert Johnson Tribute)

Current mood: complacent

This a classic-style blues song that i wrote in tribute to the legend Robert Johnson. Bit of a branch off for me but wanted to give it a try. Wrote from his perspective

I'm walking, down the delta line
I'm walking, down the delta line
Gonna start running, cos the devil's close behind

I traded my soul, for the devil's hands
I traded my soul, for the devil's hands
Played my guitar, with the devil's hands

I've travelled, from town to town
I've travelled, from town to town
Took my guitar, and played the best music around

Till one day now, devil came to collect his fee
Till one day now, devil came to collect his fee
That sly old devil, came to take my soul away from me

I'm walking, down the delta line
I'm walking, down the delta line
Gonna keep running, cos the devil's close behind

2:17 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos

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